Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Battle Of The Briefs

This just in, a challenge of cheating was leveled against Division 11 opponents Avengers of Bunny and Smurf Patrol in the wake of their day 1 clash. Other Division 11 teams leveled the charge in the wake of the discovery that AoB and SP participated in joint after action briefings, and exchanged full cockpit records of the fight. Within minutes of the notice of challenge, a dismissal of charge demand was received from the AFF, citing their long standing policy requiring those elements of the AFF who frequently clash in Clan War to not only debrief each other after the fight, but attend a joint review by the senior AFF officers as part of their ongoing commitment to improvement.

It seems for those in larger Clan Families, no war is finished until the paperwork is done. Attempts to reach Big Papa Smurf Harley Gushwa and Defenders of Bunny chief John T Mainer for comment failed, as their XO’s reported they were both “goofing off in a post briefing drinking binge, and probably not sober again until the next battle".

Poor little Smurfs and Bunnies, your war is over, but your paperwork has just begun. Now back to the action.













Submitted by John T Mainer#28840 Defenders of Bunny