Monday, June 30, 2014

Apocalyptor Of The Jadoon

Being a collector of important and rare mechs I have a few in my garage I am pretty proud of. I purchased the Frigis Bootlegger off of my friend Poppa Whiskey, I own the Dilophos named Jabberwocky, later renamed Heretic by the now infamous Niodemancer Captain Johnathan Judas, and most recently through contacts at Star Factories I was able to get my hands on their first found Jadoon mech. Granted they had disassembled it, studied it, reassembled it, ran it through many tests and took it apart again to mass produce it but I finally got it in my collection, it calls itself Apocalyptor.

As many know the Jadoon is an insect like mech, what is not known is they are aware. Not by means of an A.I., or even sentient like a beast mech, they are however part of a collective consciousness. Call it a hive mind if you like. This particular mech was once a guard of its hives queen, and lore master for its hive. Naturally we hit it off well.

The Jadoon colonies each have a hive ruled by a Matriarch, the rest of the hive is all male drones differing in power and status. The Matriarch just thinks her orders to the rest of the hive and at the speed of thought those orders are carried out. The more Jadoon there are also the more dangerous they are. Seems they learn and assimilate each others thoughts and memories in large groups. A hand full of Jadoon are dangerous, an entire hive can wipe out whole planets. The words inscribed on the wall in Forerunner glyphs where this Jadoon were found read as follows, "The harbinger of wars lies within. The Jadoon sleeps until blood and molten metals must run like rivers throughout the galaxy." Turns out it was a warning. Like in the natural world of predator and prey, the Jadoon have their competition for the top of the food chain. That competition comes in the form of beast mechs. Skraig, Gigus, and Nakshi altered and used as weapons of war almost drove the Jadoon into extinction under the rule of the Forerunners.

Hives were shattered, entire planets burned, countless sentient life forms were wiped from existence by the wars of these two mecha specie. Some of the beast mechs went with the Forerunners, others stayed behind in hibernation awaiting their masters return only to be found by us humans. The Jadoon likewise went into hiding and hibernation. The main difference is now the Jadoon outnumber their ancient enemies, many dormant "eggs" have hatched between then and now. They aren't as scattered as the beast machines, and they still retain access to their respective hive minds. In the wake of the wars many hives learned to co-exist, and tune into each others distinctive hive frequency making them immensely more dangerous as either a single unit or as a large force.

Their processing power and senses are second to none when it comes to detecting other forms of energy used by modern and ancient mechs alike. They generally regard other mech forms to be inferior and good only for feasting off the Lisi energy generated by the defeated mechs niodes. They loathe the mass produced Star Factories Jadoon models and see them as imposters, good as only a slave mech at best. They hate all beast mechs period, but will work in units with them if it means they can some how make it seem like an accident or pilot error to catch one in the crossfire to take it down.

Of all my acquired mechs I think this lore master and once hive guardian Apocalyptor is by far the most interesting. I think he and I will work very well together, and look forward to hearing his stories and history in the future. I wonder what he may tell me, where he may be able to take me, and how many we will have to kill along the way.













Submitted by Pat Willis #224534

Mechasaurus

Eagle II is my personal Sever. I spared no expense making sure she had the best crystal and Niode equipment I could buy.The late Dr. Osprey’s work in biomimicry resulted in some truly unique and magnificent mechanical monsters.  It seems a bit of a shame that he died before getting to see a complete working finished version of this behemoth he’d been prototyping during his later years.

Engineers are a little superstitious about making any other mechs in continuation of Osprey’s particular style, which for better or worse sets the Sever as a unique mecha.  What further adds to the mystery is that nobody knows what disease it was Dr. Osprey died of.  It was a silent killer that robbed Star Factories of one of its more daring and unorthodox mecha designers.

A Sever is a mighty hunter that mainly favors load outs of laser and ice weapons.  It was designed with those armaments in mind but with a little tweaking I managed to get Eagle II to where she could handle projectile weapons as well.  When you equip a Sever with the right AI it really does feel less like a vehicle and more like you are riding a pet dinosaur.  Despite initial qualms and being spooked continued demand for this powerful mecha keeps the Sever mech in production.  I’m glad that for the right amount of Niode Star Factories is willing to ignore the ghost stories following the Sever’s creation and keeps this strange mecha available in its catalog.

A Sever handles beautifully and combines the agility of a hawk with the deadliness of a velociraptor.  In anticipation of the next Clan War I am trying to log in as many piloting hours on the Eagle II as I can, since it is my first super heavy class weight Heavy Division mecha.













Submitted by Mycobacter #712744

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Hoppers (Hoplite Advice And Review)

Before I became transfected I got an early start with mecha through modding Hoplites.  They're a variable little mech that weighs 25 tons and you can unlock natural shielding in as you upgrade them.  You can arm 'em with whatever types of weapons you feel like since a Hoplite doesn't prefer any one particular load out over any other.  When they roll out of the factory they come pre-installed with a fury laser and two mediums but swapping those out for any number of different weapons that have a little more kick and pack more punch is fairly easy.

Hoplite modding enthusiasts refer to these tough little guys as "Hoppers".  You know the pattern of features in Hoplites work because you see a number of them being employed again in a larger more offense oriented mecha later called the Ammonite.

The Hoplite can be thought of as one of the hot rod cars of Mecha.  Other than limits imposed by the weight division class it is in there are countless variations of customized Hoplites floating around amongst fleets containing them. I named my particular Hopper the "Screaming Eagle."













Submitted by Mycobacter #712744

Heracles Fibers Equipment Review

This chassis is an example of what you hear mecha mechanics call "Niode musculature".  Carbon fiber - bioptic mesh weave is spun into cables with Niode batteries acting as the chemoelectric-motor response stimulators.

You can rig it to big mecha which are on scales ranging from the high end of heavy weight division (75 tons) to huge weight division (up to 85 tons). The advantages of Heracles Fibers are that they offer an 8% increased chance of triple damage, 4% increased chance of double damage, give a 2% forking bonus and a 4% trample bonus.  The one disadvantage is a measly 1% increased laser vulnerability that you can easily amend through equipping shielding or the clever use of certain motors.

A single set of fibers for kitting out one mecha will cost you 2452 Ferrite, 1526 Bioptics, and 46 Niodes.











Submitted by Mycobacter #712744

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Wheeled Feet Equipment Review

This premium chassis option for super heavy and lite huge division mecha weighing in the 75-85 ton range gives a dodge bonus of 18 and speed boost of 2.

Wheeled Feet are Niode powered electric roller skates. Not ice skates (10% ice vulnerability).I like to use them for canyon skating when I hunt bounties on desert worlds in my Sever and they can be yours for the price of 1045 Ferrite, 605 Bioptics and 45 Niodes.













Submitted by Mycobacter #712744

Human Technological Limits

I'm a transfected human. One of the very few (for a long time in fact, the only one), that is until Drake clones more (I agreed to let him take a skin sample in exchange for letting me borrow one of his facilities to do more of my own research, but that's a story for another day).  Ever since the lab accident that turned me this way I've been very interested in what might be thought of as "hybridization."  So it may come as little surprise then that in the ongoing quest for a bigger and badder mech to kit out and mod I stumbled on the late Dr. Osprey's work in biomimicry.

The Sever is still a long way away from the beast mecha of the Forerunners but is the closest to date any human has come to independently creating an artificial life form of comparable size.  In a lot of ways you can think of it as a "false-beast mecha."

The late Doctor was an expert in robotic engineering and computer science but his side hobbies were archaeology and paleontology.  Osprey also loved ornithology and was said by his family and peers to have been an avid birdwatcher.  He tried his whole life to make mecha that had movement similar to the hunting patterns of his beloved Falconiformes and theorized that ancient raptors behaved in a similar manner on prehistoric Earth.

This is most evident in his crowning glory, the Sever Mech.  On purchasing one, I christened her the Eagle II and after installing Battle AI software on a CAL 9000 in Eagle's cockpit, discovered for myself as I used her to fight that the Eagle II wasn't in the strictest sense just another machine, but also a pet dinosaur.

I swear the Sever seems to actually "enjoy the thrill of the hunt."  The bond a pilot shares with his or her Sever is about as close as you can get to that experienced by pilots of Giguses, Skriags, Nakshis and Jadoons without using a biological interface.

I booted Eagle's CAL and turned on the Battle AI.  Her eye gleamed and beak clicked.  "What is it girl, do you want to hunt?" I strapped myself in.  Eagle's engines roared to life and within moments we were out charging our way across buttes and mesas, running down pirates in the canyon all afternoon.  To an observer, watching a Sever Mecha in action is comparable to seeing a hawk go after mice.

I collected their bounties that evening, told Eagle she was a good girl and the next day after I gave her a nice new coat of MechWax in the morning we repeated our little routine.

It's kind of a shame that Dr. Osprey never got a chance to see the Sever Mech completed within his lifetime, since it is truly a unique and remarkable Mecha.













Submitted by Mycobacter #712744

Friday, June 27, 2014

Caged Singularity Equipment Review

This awesome engine uses a Niode powered tokamak to contain an event horizon.  The principle it uses to power your mecha is like a fuel cell, except instead of a proton exchange membrane this one uses matter-antimatter reactions for the cathode and anode.  The membrane the concentration gradient is pushed through is a miniature black hole.

High energy particle physicists on Novum Delorum worked this method out while trying to recreate the big bang in a particle accelerator. A caged singularity is fairly high powered and will energize your mecha to have a +3 speed boost, 3% added trample, auto repair of two and a shield of 7.

It is designed to fit 75-90 ton weight division range mecha and costs 3003 Ferrite, 694 Bioptics and 54 Niodes.








Submitted by Mycobacter #712744

Beam Splitter Equipment Review

Congratulations. You've moved up into the division that has most of the big boys.  So you want to protect your beast mecha and were considering alternative shielding options... Well, then you may consider this one then: 75-90 ton weight division mecha can be equipped with a shielding module called the Beam Splitter.

It will use masers to create a lattice of plasma made from highly ionized air molecules to quickly change the index of refraction around your mecha deflecting 51% of laser damage. This works pretty well but 80% of the time it will have 5% kickback damage.  It takes energy to absorb that incoming beam blast coming at you and the method is effective but not perfect.

In my opinion this type of shield works best when you apply it to a mecha which already has auto repair abilities from other equipment. As this is a more exotic type of shielding it will cost you 1093 Ferrite, 706 Bioptics and 45 Niodes.









Submitted by Mycobacter #712744

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Mecha Interfaces

Overall you've got three or four main types of observation devices to aid you in seeing and interpreting data from the environment while piloting a mecha.

1.) Targeting screens: The FOF, image stabilizers, SMASH, ICE, and Haptic interface.

2.) Cybernetic interfaces: Immersive neural rigs, Enhanced Senses, The Neural Recalibrator and the electro-motor Spinal Tap.

3.) Sensors and traditional scopes:  The Hawkeye Marksman, Thermal Analyzer, telescopic sights, range sensors.

4.) Computer Hardware: Siege CPUs, battle processors and the CAL 9000, and Software: Weakness analysis algorithms (the skeleton patch series), many AIs, and virus injectors.










Submitted by Mycobacter #712744

Meeting Of The Mad Minds Pt.2

Drake chuckles, “Naw the Gigus is used to many flavors of humanoid since my research has discovered records of their use by many civilizations. Yes, I can make reprogrammable nanites that you can use as antibodies. I could even make adaptable ones that adjust to new viruses as they are introduced. Nice black light effect, maybe some of my clones could benefit from such uniqueness…”

“Great, I’ll let you have half the patent then since I really don’t get nanotechnology all that well.  I’ve just got to get our lawyers on the horn and that should be pretty straightforward.”

I shrug “If you want a cell sample just show me the needle but the procedure was totally a freak accident so I’m not sure how one would go about replicating it.  Be my guest if you want to though.  I was using some skin bacteria that had Forerunner genes inserted in them.”

“Yes a sample would be nice, so many ideas beginning to percolate. Lawyers? you said something about them earlier right? I have no use for them myself sorta like regulations just get in the way of the inventing the future.”

“All I’m asking is if I can borrow a few of your clone tanks for future experiments and you know, thanks for not suing me for ripping off one of your inventions.”

“Sure you can have some tanks I’ll even let you have one of my old labs, I moved on from that sector of the Galaxy and don’t see myself going back anytime soon.”

He certainly seemed quite civilized. Dangerous but well mannered. I wasn’t sure that all the scary reputation that preceded him was entirely justified.

“Thanks Drake.  Well, if you’re ever on holiday in Old Mars I know some good restaurants. Haha.”

“I may take you up on the offer some time.” Drake smiles, a gleam in his eye.














Submitted by Mycobacter & Drake Novum Scientist #712744, #706289

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Meeting Of The Mad Minds Pt.1

It took me awhile but I figured I should go track down and hit up the guy whose tech I’d jacked some of and reverse engineered to make half of the core to my Synthmen with a few questions.

Perhaps he’d have some advice for setting up a nanotech based immune system to protect the cyborg brains against future prionic attack.  Drake Novum is something of an infamous figure in the Mecha Galaxy though, some folks call him the Mad Cloner.  He’s also designed a few mecha over the years and has an overall fondness for rail gun style projectile weaponry.

I wonder if he’d consider an upstart like me to be a pale imitation. Well, paler than your average human that is.  I’m the transfected man.  My skin was rendered a permanently gray sheen to it during an accident involving bacteria I’d hybridized with recovered Forerunner DNA.  I know I’ve said a few choice words about him before but this time was different. I knew if anybody had a few insights into lab grown tissue it would be the man who grew entire humans from tubes and in tanks.  I’m mycobacter dammit, and I do still consider myself a genetic engineer with some modicum of skill.  Perhaps if he and I put our heads together, with my knowledge of recombinant DNA and his of cloning and robotics we could come up with a permanent patch to the problem that had taken out the Iota generation of Synthmen.

What had started as an attempt to compete with some of his inventions had become a desperate search for guidance in how to make my artificial minds more viable.  If he wanted to… fine, I’d offer to let him share the patent.  I did afterall use one of his cloning techniques to grow the organic part of the Synthmen.

As a bit of a peace offering I figured I should throw a cool hardware weaponry engineering question his way too just to have something to chew on in order to get the ball started.

“Dr. Novum I presume?  Have you ever considered the sheer destructive potential of a magnetically accelerated missile?”

Drake smiles, “I have indeed and just Drake the other is so formal. I actually built one when I was just a wee lad but that was only to take out that dreadful school and its bullies. Not as sophisticated as my later weapons. I hope you don’t find my intellect too daunting compared to yours. Would you like some tea? ”

“Yes, I’m aware that there is a difference depending on if it’s just a “dumb” rocket or a shielded one with computer guidance. No, I don’t find that condescending at all.”

I cautiously sipped the tea that was offered.

“So how is the tea? I genetically engineered the plants for that particular flavor.”

“That’s some damned good tea. Bred the leaves yourself in a greenhouse? Well, I’ll be!”

Unimpeded, I continued.

 “Listen Drake, I’ve got a bit of a problem.  I’ll admit to knowing a lot more about mutations than cybernetics but I tried to make these secondary brain drives that function as a copilot and they were working swimmingly… until a saboteur planted a bio-weapon in my growth tanks.  I’ll come clean, the way I’ve been culturing my artificial brains borrows heavily from some of your older cloning technology.  I thought…” I set the teacup down “yes, that coming to you for some advice on protecting the Synthmen modules from future infections might be of some” I sat there searching for a word “merit. Yes.”

Drake leans forward, “Interesting, I rely on my AI’s for my copilots but I can see the potential to your approach.”

“Here is an artificial brain” I opened the valise I had placed on the table.  Now here, and I must apologize for the smell, you may want to hold your nose” I added, unscrewing the lid to a jar “is a brain on prions.”  The cerebral mush let out a squelch, as though embarrassed for itself and the sorry state it was in.

Drake stares in fascination, “Smell? Well already I can see that you need help with the brain.” Drake pulls out a pad and starts writing furiously.

“You see Doc Novum, the thing is, I found a way to solve the pesky free will problem inherent in full body clones.  These cyborg brains are obedient, directly interface with a mecha, and… er, yes, you were already aware of that? I do apologize then.”

Drake still writes as he responds to the comments, “Yes pesky free will has been a problem at times, but I’ve managed to squash it in my clones because of my many experiments in mind altering fluids, particularly my Nemesis elixir and Helix 9. My Ragnarok formula just made them go berserk; useful but not quite what you would want in a copilot.” Drake hands over the pad, “You see with that formula the synthetic brain will be able to survive and hold its shape without all this squishiness that yours exhibits, then you can interface them better with the mechs. Now onto your initial dilemma you need to keep out viruses correct?”

“Yeah. I made a vaccine for the specific bug that got introduced but wasn’t sure quite how to give them a complete ‘immune system’ to resist other infections.”

“Well have you tried this?” Drake hands Myco over another pad full of equations.

“Nah, I haven’t. Not yet. I didn’t know that was possible” I said raising an eyebrow and scratching my chin.  “In theory that should _work though.  Do you think...”  I pulled out some sheets that had lines of genetic code on them and began scratching out some sections then jotting notes in the margins “if I gave you a blood sample from one of those brains do you figure you could make some sort of reprogrammable nanite antibody?” I fumble in the case for a few things. “Their bloodtype is AO” I tell him, handing over a small phial of blood. I hand him a disk too that has the code I’d analyzed from the foreign virus on it. “Also don’t worry, there’s no way to catch the disease that turned me this way as a young man; It’s been a dormant symbiote ever since the initial transfection, and what’s further I kind of like how it makes my skin look under a blacklight.   Check this out”

I switch a small lamp on at the desk and wave my hand under its glow. “You see how it’s iridescent like an oil puddle?  Bacteria with Forerunner DNA; clanmates are betting on if a Gigus would spit me back out.”














Submitted by Mycobacter & Draske Novum Scientist ID#s  712744, 706289

Plutocracy Weapon Review

Damage 62, Speed 100, Fork 50%, Precision (6) Level 30 Missile limited edition

If you were lucky enough to grab this limited edition weapon, you're sure to have more control over the outcome in your battles. This missile weapon is speedy compared to most. The 62 damage is better than many weapons available at level 30 and will fill in those empty slots you get from leveling up. To be sure this hits the mark, a precision of 6 has been added. You'll have better results adding this to your mix. Hope you got yours if you've been in the market for more missile weapons.











Submitted by Willie Walton #22338

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Interview with Becky McEwen Gill #195284, Leader of Stirling's Fusiliers On The Past CW

Deborah Roaché-Hudak in a post clan wars interview with Becky McEwen Gill #195284, leader of Stirling's Fusiliers. Thank you for joining me tonight. What was it like going back to CWs after last month's FWs?

Becky: I like the Clan Wars better. I have an excellent group that work well together and it is easier to coordinate attacks.

Deb: Did things go as expected?

Becky: Not quite...we got bumped up a division higher than we hoped so we were the low clan in the group of eight.

Deb: There's talk about possible change to the format for CWs, would be interested in a change or do you like things as they are?

Becky: I guess it would depend on the change. As things are, you gain a lot of experience for only mediocre prizes. Also when you come up against certain clans, such as Zeon that took the gold in our division, their reputation proceeds them. Some type of a luck aspect to the fights to give unexpected results at times would make an interesting twist.

Deb: A twist may be coming, we'll have to wait and see. Is there anything you'd like to add before we wrap this up?

Becky: Just like to thank the Brotherhood I am in for giving me such great comradery for playing this game and my team for all of their hard work!! and thanks to you Deb for the interview!

Deb: Thank you as well Becky, appreciate your time. I look forward to seeing you in the next CWs and wish you luck. Until then, I bid you safe travels and successful battles.










Submitted by Deborah Roaché-Hudak#289133

Ladies Night

Shiella Retherford and Sherri Wait stormed into the Smurf HQ. They caught Lt Pain half way across the room, her red skin and slender form standing out in the blue skinned crowd.

“You were there. You were with us. You are coming. Do you drink? Never mind, we will teach you. This is Ladies Night: and the Smurfettes will ride again!”

These were not Smurf clanswomen, but they had fought with the Bouncing Blue Brotherhood, the Smurf Factions during the war. Lt Pain knew and trusted them, but did not know about this thing called, Ladies Night, as there were still many customs she did not understand.

Christine Mainer led the Bunny women in, Stephanie Robbins, Melissa Powell, both Caitlyn Mainers, dressed alike to further confuse things, the leather clad sinister form of Kyra and the perky Alyssa preceded the unmistakable form of Jessica Bradley Rabbit.

Christine told Lt Pain “Its OK, John cleared it with Harley, we are taking the girls out on the town to paint it blue. Let the men do some work for a change, we have plans!”

The PA kicked in, and several of the women got the distracted look that usually means their comm implants were picking up a call.

“Attention Smurfs, all Smurfettes mount up and form up. You have been cleared for Ladies Night. We have received word that Theresa Wagner and Valeria Night have secured your tables at Minsky’s. A damage deposit of six hundred niodes has been banked. Request from the BBB Command; Please girls, do not shoot any Battle-cruisers this time!”

The women broke into fits of girlish giggles, unusual in such a serious group of professionals; except for one of the Caitlyn’s who began cursing loudly

“That was ONE TIME! Geez, let it go already…”

The mecha formed up, all sizes and color schemes, from all levels of the Smurf Clan, from the Bunnies, from Exiles, Heroes, Red Comet, Trident, Abominable Snowmen and Mechwarriors. Enough talent and experience was gathered in that tide of feminine firepower to level a small planet, or two. The men folk gathered at the view screens and watched the, usually disciplined women of their Clans head into town like a group of rowdy teenagers at Spring Break.

Cerberus Pain turned to Harley Gushwa and said “You think the city is going to survive this” Harley grinned and shrugged.

Minsky’s was crowded. This close to a Clan War, people had a lot of steam to burn off. There was a lot of aggression in the air, there were knots of people sitting together, glaring at each other. Clusters of similar uniforms identified the Clan Families, the major powers. Smaller clusters of identical uniforms identified the independent Clans. There were the usual smatterings of independent mech warrior lances, all trying to look like the hostile knots of glaring Clansmen didn’t bother them, but failing. Sheila took a look around and said loudly “Wow, you can cut the testosterone here with a Galaxy Eye, is Minsky giving out a third ball as door prizes or are these guys just naturally that wound up?”

The girls all laughed loudly and ignored the snarls from the other tables. There were lines of blue shooters at the table, and the former Smurf faction girls hit them like a charge of Keradons, the “older responsible women” showing an alarming skill at slamming shooters with one hand while signalling for more with the other. Caitlyn looked shocked “Mom!”

Stephanie smacked her on the bum and laughed, “Learn to multitask. Mind your elders, and buy the next round kiddo”

Sheri Waite reached into her handbag and pulled out the most feared device in Minsky’s; the microphone. With a grin she tossed it in the air and yelled “Head’s Up!”

Everyone turned, and half a dozen women jumped for it. Reflexes born on a heavier world caused the red hand of Lt Pain to be the ones that closed on the microphone, to her own great shock.

Her had closing on the crystal matrix activated the link to Minsky’s internal comm system, and the spotlights snapped onto the scarlet form of the terrified Smurf Phoenix.

Dozens of pilots lurched to their feet and screamed
“KARAOKE!!”

The music kicked in and a terrified Phoenix looked around, “what do I do?”
Valeria Night smiled her own dark sardonic smile and laughed, “Follow the music on Com-3, and the score on Com-1. Just let yourself go kid. If you suck, have another drink, and try it again”

This was not something they did on her planet, but she was terrified enough to open her implants to the feed, and touch the fire deep within. Letting the fir e her blood, and the fire burning from the shooters break down her barriers, she sang.

Fire is a wild thing, and alcohol burns fast and hot, so without thought she let the fire burn, let the Pain for which she was named pour out, and sang. The song was “Hell is for Children” and by the time she was done, her rage and her pain were beating the air like thunder, and the bar was screaming its approval.

Not everyone approved. From the tables at the back, a tray of whiskey came from the Highlanders. From their place in the center, a matching tray of Tequilla came from the skull wearing AFF. However what came from Takeda 1st Wing was something else.

“She shows a good voice, but no loyalty.” The voice was cold and ugly. Many heads turned and some of the pilots pushed their seats back, readying themselves for what might happen next.

“We are here with our Clan, with our brothers and sisters, mourning our dead, celebrating our victories, and here you are, with strangers, as if your own Clan’s meant nothing, as if your dead meant nothing.”

Mk Mathews rose slowly from the Raging Vengeance table and walked between them, something passed between him and the leaders of the other Clans as he took charge of a situation about to explode. He nodded to the ladies, and then turned to Takeda.

“I see loyalty is important to everyone here, but words are empty. We are warriors, and the proof is always found upon the field. Will Takeda take their question to the arena? To face the women of the Blue Bouncing Brotherhood mecha to mecha?”

The Takeda leader rose, and accepted. “If we win, they will scrape the Clan colors they dishonour off their mecha.”

Theresa Wagner had been holding Pain as she cried, and answered back hotly for the BBB.

“When we win, you will wash our mecha in your jockstraps!”
The bar filled with howls of laughter, as the assembled Clans voiced their opinion on bold women.

+++Minsky Arena+++
“Ladies and Gentlemen, it has been agreed that this will be a Clan match; maximum of 15 per side. Takeda has conceded the BBB may bring the full fifteen to the field in recognition of the far higher division and level of Takeda. Battle continues until one side is unable to discharge a weapon, or signals surrender. Death will not absolve your bar tab. Begin!”

Takeda functioned like a finely meshed machine. Terrors of the battlefield, they actually were light in tonnage for their division, making up in skill and speed what they lacked in heavy metal. Their weapons and training were easily the equal of any, and would make short work of any scratch force, with no history of shared battle. Their mecha swung into battle like a pack of wolves, falling upon a large herd of sheep.

Faction War had been a brutal crucible. In the long run up to the war, the men and women of the Bouncing Blue Brotherhood had learned to fight as one. From a dozen clans, they came together in common cause, through two heavy Clan Raids, and the madness of Faction War, that dwarfed the fighting of any previous Clan Level war. Those who shared that hell of endless slaughter learned to fight as if a single living thing, a single will in over a dozen hulls. The women of the BBB, in equipment ranging from super heavies down to mediums, swung into battle formation with the ease of a pride of lioness hunting the plains.

They came together like lava meeting the sea. The explosion of missiles, beams and gauss slugs gave way to the crash of mecha actually striking each other, in a close quarter melee that only resulted when two sides utterly abandoned defense, in favor of guaranteeing kills.

Daniel rocked under the power of a Bullseye rail, watching his own plasma wash over the Dreadnought that stepped between him and his chosen prey. The clan less rabble moved alarmingly like his own troops, watching each others backs, meshing their attacks, and instantly stepping up into the breech his own kills had made.

Two waves of missiles converged on him, a Tandem Bomb and T85 Berserker spread combined to utterly overwhelm his shields in a precisely “Time on Target” salvo that only the elite clans could deliver. As he rode his Luison to the ground, and his feedback to the edge of unconsciousness, he wasn’t aware he was broadcasting as he swore
“How the frack can honor less wretches who betray their clans fight together as good as we do?”

Igor’s Buchis stepped over his fallen form, and answered missiles with a Galaxy Eye that dropped finished one of the attacking mecha.

“I tried to tell you boss, these girls aren’t betraying anything. They fought the whole damned Faction War together, and you know how tight that makes people."

The battle hung on the balance, Takeda’s superior power balancing the number of the BBB women, but Daniel snarled in his cockpit, his honour could be lost on the field today, and not by losing.

“Mi o hiku! Takeda, stand down. Weapons tight.”

Honor road was a hard one, to live your honor meant you did what was right, even if it meant accepting public shame, when you could have covered your error with the blood of your Clansmen, and blameless women. Takeda was about loyalty, and shaming these women would cheapen that. They showed no disloyalty, and any victory his men won upon the field would taint both his men and these women with his shame. There was only one answer.

“I admit my error. You have won honor for your Clans, for the Blue Bouncing Brotherhood. You were sisters in battle, you will be comrades forever. Takeda 1st Wing salutes you. The blame is mine alone, the shame is mine alone. I accept the debt” His Clan mates howled their rejection, whatever came, they would face it together.

===Smurf Mecha Bay===

Cerberus Pain and Harley Gushwa looked upon their mech bay, and worried. Inside he saw a number of warriors wearing only jockstraps washing the girls mecha. Unless he was gravely mistaken, Harley thought he recognized the tattoos of a few of the pilots as belonging to Takeda 1st Wing. In front of the naked dripping men, the women were sipping coffee in lawn chairs, except for one graceful red skinned form that was curled up sleeping, cuddling a glittering crystal microphone.

Cerberus whispered “Do we ask?” Harley showed the leadership that made him Papa Smurf “No way!”












Submitted by John T Mainer#28840

Monday, June 23, 2014

Death Pony - Galaxy Gossip

You heard it here first folks, the fate of the famous “Death Pony”, long rumored to exist in the “Brony” community has surfaced on Spica-3. In the police reports of the incident known in the news as “Clan War XV and a half”, elements of the Death Collectors reacted to news that the Island of Misfit Toys had indeed secured the “Death Pony” token lost against the Northwind Fusiliers in Clan War VII. The Death Collectors are rumored to have laid siege to the Savoy Imperial Hotel where Brony collectors were exhibiting, demanding its return.

Northwind Highlanders and Northwind Fusiliers were called in to restore order. Rumour has it that a ransom of an Antithesis mech was agreed to return the AFF’s favored My Little Pony. Only a real Death Collector would be willing to re-ignite a Clan War over an old earth children’s toy.









Submitted by John T Mainer 28840

Messages From The Rim: Running With The Hunt

After Clan War XV, life began to get back to normal. There were a few exceptions, we were having problems with our Gigus; something was spooking them when we got close to the gates. Something in the gates was having an effect with Forerunner technologies. We were getting intermittent communications issues with Yomi Reef, but the alert that came out from the trade guilds was offering a level 9 Gold Contract, and while the Defenders of Bunny were newly rated in that division, we had won only Bronze. That left the communications issues on Bifrost.

Last time we jumped to Bifrost it was the run that took us to the Rim, to Nastrond. That was where we met the Wild Hunt, that was where Walker found us. Doomed or damned, Walker and his Hunt rode the mirror side of the gate, dimensions below and beyond what our science knew, a door the Forerunners opened for reasons unknown, and mankind opened in our eternal ignorance. Walker, in his sapphire blue Holmes, and his one burning eye, riding with a hunt of howling ash grey Red Ants, ever dying, ever rising to fight again. The Wild Hunt. It was a children’s story here in the core, but out on the Rim they spoke of it in whispers, and never when sober.

The Bifrost gate alarms were flashing when we went through. There was howling filling the comm circuits, and weird energies were scrambling our sensors. Skadi came on the comm with a tight beam signal.

“Yo, boss, you need to look at the data on encrypt 9. Look at the gate signatures. This is a mirror side activation. There is more, there have been several passages. This is like last time with…..you know… him.”

I powered up my weapons, but switched all targeting to passive. If this was Walker, we knew the rules. No one who fires on the hunt lives, they are either prey for the hunt, or will rise again to join it. Walker did not miss, any who targeted him died. If you outrun the hunt, you lived. If you fought, you died. Those were the rules. The Hunt was something older than man, older than the gates, something the gates let out, or made necessary.

“Black Company hold in place. In load new Rules of Engagement. ROE Protocol Hunt 1. Any blue Holmes or grey Red Ants you will NOT fire. If you take fire, disengage. Do not fire at all. If I initiate the Successor Protocol, that means you WILL leave me here, you WILL return to base at all speed and pass command to Charles. There will be no follow-up mission. What happens here is sealed Defenders of Bunny Eyes Only. No one needs to know about this, I wish we didn’t know about this. “

There was a wave of swearing, acknowledgement, and a lot of tight beam encrypted chatter. I didn’t pry. This was serious fracking stuff. We tightened our formations, and you could tell by the way the weapon ports kept popping open and torso’s kept swiveling at every trace of motion that everyone was on edge.

The chatter was getting heavier, we were seeing flashes of energy and seeing the occasional wild missile and ricocheting gauss slug from the next valley. Whatever was fighting, there were a lot of them, and their reactor signals were so far off the charts that the distortion was making it impossible to plot. Whatever the Hunt was fighting, was giving as good as it got.

I crested the rim, and saw a nightmare. A wave of ash grey Red Ants was fighting an endless tide of mecha. Some bore marks of Evil Santa, some the spikes of the Gorax, some the signs of Drakes Clone Army. There was something wrong with the way they moved, the grey Red Ants were fast and smooth , like a pack of well trained hounds, but the other mechs moved, oddly.

My cockpit lit up, but there was no warning of target lock on. I turned my head and looked down the crackling blue bore of an early prototype of the Galaxy Eye. A dozen times larger than the model we knew, it was more of a spear of power than a human weapon. There was only one that I knew, only Walker.

“Send them away, they are yet needed among the living. Only you are called. Only you need answer”

His voice was as I remembered; hard as iron, cold as the space between the gates. My blood ran cold, and I hit my radio.

“Succession Protocol activated. Fall back to base. Interdict all traffic from this gate. I will broadcast as long as I can on our secure frequencies. Move it people! The Clan needs you alive.” I shut off the radio, they were arguing, and it wasn’t helping.

Walker reached pointed to a mecha waiting at his side, with the cockpit open. An ash grey Red Ant. Well, since usually I saw them tear one of these from the corpse of mech and pilot they killed, I took the option without hesitation. I hit the cockpit and climbed down out of my Dreadnought, and into the ash grey Red Ant.

I strapped myself in and merged with the MIU, and nearly wet myself.

“Oh holy Odin” I whispered, the mecha was my own Suicide King. My Red Ant that sat in the training hall of the Defenders of Bunny Clan hold. This was a different mecha, strange energies coursed through it, strange weapons whispered to me, and opened their potentials to my use, but the consciousness that merged with mine was my own Suicide King, and he/I joined with a hungry snarl.

With a gesture Walker directed me into the battle, and the fury in my head drove me on with a howl. The rage was ice cold, and invigorating. My thoughts were clear, my motions light and smooth, my weapons reached out with a cold radiance, sharing the properties of both laser and ice. Where they touched, the mecha grew grey like ash.

The weapons that struck back were common, nothing special, but the motions of the mecha themselves were jerky, as if half remembering old skills, or one pushed past the red line from long in battle. The mecha themselves were…..odd, and familiar.

Like common designs they were, but oddly altered. Stronger, many times stronger in some cases, taking damage that would have killed a dozen of their breed, but striking no greater than normal. Unlike other foes I had seen the hunt face, they did not rise again as huntsmen. I rocked under the power of paired Ferrite Storm from a misshapen Smilodon my Red Ants taking a hit twice as strong as would kill the living Suicide King, the ghost mecha of the Hunt were the dream that mortal mecha approached but didn’t achieve. I lanced out with my ghostly spear, and the blue-white beam cored through the join between turret and chassis, igniting the stored ammunition in a critical kill that broke the back of the mecha, opening the cockpit like a flower in the resulting explosion.

Forgetting I was not in my own Suicide King, I ran an image recognition request through the MIU because something about this kill bothered me, something, familiar. Cursing myself for forgetting, I dodged a Megazome’s clumsy Focused Icer and almost missed the chime of my data request returning a positive result (granted, the data banks that held the information were sixteen gates and one hundred thirty light years away, but that didn’t seem to stop Suicide King who didn’t notice he was a ghost of his living self).

“Feeder of Ravens!” I swore by the god of the battle slain, because that was the answer. I did know this mecha, I had killed this mecha. Not just one like this mecha, I mean I had killed this mecha and freed the damned cyborg clone that Drake had grafted into it in an abomination he called “Cost cutting towards the end of a production run” and I called reason to Smurf him with a Square Flame.

I needed to confirm this with my own eyes, I turned on my heel and caught the clumsy Megazome that lashed it pathetic Panther Wheels in the mud I ignored the odd beam weapons the Red Ant was covered with and chose the bulky cannon device in the main arm. Charging slow, like a Wrecker Shot with a bad capacitor, I junked the Red Ant back onto the shot covered ground as the Megazome spun on its axis and over corrected to miss on the other side with a hot wash of plasma. My clunky weapon finally discharged, its energy budget so large my screens greyed out, and I spun half around with recoil as the cannon launched a baby meteor to splatter the armored bug. While I was probably not coming back alive, part of me wondered if I could steal the specs of that weapon, because it would go great on my Dreadnought.

Free of enemies for a moment, I knelt down and upped the magnification on my screen. “Hell take you, it’s the Robbins Clone!” It was her. Stephanie Robbins was a Clansmwoman of mine, and her sometimes boyfriend Drake Novum had cloned her in whole, and sadly, in part a dozen times. This particular clone I had killed in the days before the Faction War. This was not a new clone, the flesh was liquefying now that it was exposed to the air, but this flesh had been dead for months.

I realized what this was. Oh gods.

Snarling in my rage, I shouldered my way to the front of the Red Ants, no longer caring if I lived or died. Not here, not now. While Walker and the Wild Hunt raised the spirits of the dead to war again, what we were facing was worse. On the ridge above a strange mecha looked over at Walker, its hulking shape rotting and foul, a mixture of flesh and technology unfamiliar to me, but clearly the end product of the same diseased Forerunner science that transformed the living Gigus mecha into the Skraig and other monstrous tech enhanced forms of living mecha/constructs.

Lost in my fury, I felt Walker whispering the truth, as if only in my deepest rage I could understand.

“In the end it was not enough to create living mecha to war for them. Mecha cannot fight without a linked organic mind, but the Forerunners would not lower themselves to fight their wars. They bound the dead to their machines, harvesting them like crops. Raising and enslaving the dead, but without direction they were little better than the unlinked Gigus. They sought something to bind them, some consciousness from the mirror side whose energies could bind the deathless flesh and lifeless niodes to a single will. They found it.”

“Brought into this world and bound in ceremetal and caged in niode driven AI more sophisticated than ever your race has known, they thought it slave, and used it to control their armies. It was not slave, but sleeping, and its dreams were their greatest wars. But it began to wake. They tried to destroy it, but it dreamed in dozens of hulls, each command node of their empire had one, and each faction that sought to betray the other held others still in secret. They grew fearful of what they had made and destroyed them all, but even those who feared it most, coveted the power that its waking promise.”

The answer came to me, and shocked me from my rage. I stood still, and paid the price, as my mecha rocked under the power of an Ursa Strike, and fell broken to the ground.

“Yomi Reefs, the call for a Clan Raid. They called for a Gold level raid because they awakened something, they awakened this!”

Two ash grey Red Ants dragged my shattered but healing mecha back towards my Dreadnought. Walker’s laughter, like a raven’s caw, broke over the comm..

“Gold they called, and Silver too. They will call Bronze before you return. This will take all the best of the Clans to contain. Do not let it wake. Put it back in its grave before it calls all the dead back to it. The dead that dwell beyond, the hunt will contain. The dead the can be reached in the earth, you must stop. Succeed, and my Hunt will wait for you, fail, and all your Clans will be my hounds, as the dead do battle with the deathless on worlds now empty of life”

Shaking I climbed back into the cockpit, and marched my Dreadnought to the Bifrost Gate. I hate that fracking gate. I hate the rim. I really wish I remembered to grab the specs on that ugly great cannon though (hey, end of the world or not, a sweet gun is a sweet gun!). Work to be done

As I passed through the gate, my sensors screamed lock as Skadi locked her Jottun’s Focused Icer on me, and I could feel the sweep of Hammer’s Dreadnought range finders. I opened a wide feed, visual audio, and bio-sensors to they could read me, and make sure I was still…..well, you know, alive and piloting.

“New orders, Warning order for all Defenders of Bunny. 72hr full combat load out. Assemble and deploy via Yomi Reef Gate to support ongoing operations by Gold and Silver Clans already deployed. Rules of Engagement: Total War, variant 3 (Biohazard).”

Hammer was first to react, killing his active feed and pivoting his Dreadnought to follow mine as I pushed hard through the gate, and up to a run.

“How the Hel did you get the word about the Bronze Raid being authorized? We only got the word now, and we interdicted all communications through the gate, per your orders!”

I pushed the throttle on my Dreadnought to a thundering run, and watched the Black Company shake into a loose formation in my wake.

“This time we got orders direct from the source. We get this one right people. We put this thing back in the ground, before some chuckle head decides it’s useful. Burn the wreckage when you’re done. These things get a proper burial this time.”









Submitted by John T Mainer #28840

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Round 3 Comeback

Round 3 pitted us in a grudge rematch against Death's Destroyers. Even if they had not been the ones to sabotage our Synthman copilot systems I'd devised... there was a rogue biohacker floating around. I had to set that aside for the time being though and concentrate on the match.

They were bigger than us and certainly by all accounts stronger than us but like rizpah giant army ants, which when all working together can strip a snavrun of its flesh within minutes (though it is much bigger), so too can a clan which has trained together, lived together and fought together for months and months on end accomplish seemingly improbable tasks.  In the end we wound up taking home the silver for division ten.  Small yes, but fierce.

The training for it? Yes, part of the Mecha Bushido we practive entails meditating on the nature of deep space in quiet isolation for hours on end.  That is alternated with team building exercises.  It's a crude and brutal regimen, but effective.

The loot was as impressive as I had been told it would be by the elders. However, I'm not exactly sure what to do with the genetically modified flaming bacon.  That remains puzzling.  Note: Perhaps it can be used as an anti BAT SHIT baton in suppression of riots?









Submitted by  Mycobacter#712744

Siege Of Stalingrad

Clan War XV: Division 9 Day 3 Silver Battle
AC-2AD Bravo vs Defenders of Bunny

AC-2AD Bravo, Armoured Core were back to full strength. They had known victory, and defeat, as had their foe this day. Defenders of Bunny. They were newcomers to this tier of combat, and as such were underdogs. They had known victory, hard fought and hard won, and defeat, as hard fought, and hard one. They could be beaten, but they would not give up. Good. We are Armoured Core; AC2-AD Bravo. We train for this, we live for this. Colonel Wilben Pagayon knew the ways of war, he had weighed the strengths of each side, what could be known anyway. He weighed the land, and smiled. Victory goes to those who want it most, as long as they are willing to do the hard ugly things required to earn it, like training, like planning, like scouting. They would fight in the badlands.

“Listen up, here is the Warbook on the Defenders of Bunny” There was a course of jeering at the name, but Wilben’s Clone thought the same as he did (the good ones will) and snarled his own answer.

“Stow it cupcakes, ask the Astral Claws what its like to take them lightly. The ones that lived should be out of med bay by now. You want to win smart, or die stupid?”

Wilben Prime smiled at his clone and continued.

“Strengths and Weaknesses: They are spread out a lot more than we are. On average, we are tougher, we are a lot tighter, we play our game, we win this thing.” The cheers began and he pounded the table to get them to shut up.

“Stow it Cupcakes! If we play their game we can lose this thing. They have two companies in their battalion that we can destroy in any kind of even battle. They have one company that will not even slow down as it chews through us. Get me on this people, and take it to the bank, you see Melissa, Charles, or Alyssa you are in trouble, you see their chief John, well, radio before you punch out. But that’s it, that is it. We own the rest of them. We face them one on one on our terms, and we walk away with Silver.”

The map display came up, and their implants pinged with routing assignments, communications protocols, and detailed plans for interlocking positional defense. They were going to hit the Defenders of Bunny when they came for the pass. From the heights, they could turn the pass into a gauntlet, and even the heavy metal of the top platoons could be brought down with enough concentrated fire. They would have no choice but to come into the badlands after them. A broken network of arroyo’s and canyons, dead ends and switchbacks, it was a maze. It was three hours march closer to AC-2B than the DOB. Know the ground, own the ground, own the war. The plan was simple, draw the Bunnies in, break the Bunnies up, and keep the forces in motion to bring the superior power of the AC-2 forces against the inferior DOB light formations, while avoiding the super-heavies. Who mastered the maze, would master this war. Armoured Core was about doing the hard things right every time, if it went to plan, they would own the day; TAC Computer read it as 3/2 Armoured core, with no more than 100 fights to decide it. Of course, the computer wasn’t strapping into a cockpit and chasing mecha through a maze of broken rock and steam vents.

==DOB Vanguard==

Kyra and the Ten Who Were Taken lead the advance. The most disciplined of the Defenders of Bunny, they could be counted upon to scout, without being drawn into battle. This was war for information, the heavy metal of the command team would force the breach needed in whatever the Taken found.

The pass was volcanic rock. Heat vents messing with the IR, strong magnetics fuzzing the mag-scan. The atmospherics were so charged drone range was practically line of sight, and comm channels bled with distortion. The mark I eyeball was the tool of choice for scouting.
Her Namtar (The Lady) rocked under the impact of a guass slug, the damage alarm on her HUD told her it cost her 50mm of armor. So, a Wrecker Shot. Coldly she opened a relay through her strung out mechs and rolled off a contact report. One by one the targeting sensors came live as the ambushing mecha went active against her maneuvering lance. Well now. That was sub-optimal. The pass wound through the badlands, and the heights were owned by Armoured Core. To clear the pass, they would have to root them out of the maze.

===Defenders of Bunny: Main Party====

“Frack me with a Galaxy Eye” Colonel Mainer had been happier. Armoured Core were good, probably better trained than half his troops, definitely heavier than two thirds of his troops, and not known for making mistakes. On the plains, his Assault Mecha would dominate the fast heavies of AC, and his light mecha could harass the heavier machines they could not face directly. Mobility and numbers would carry the day. In the badlands, it was like city fighting, only without civilians. Co-ordination, knowledge of the ground, and individual strength would carry the day. Advantage AC. If this was do-able, they would have to punch through at the run, if they broke the line cleanly and broke contact, they could carry the fight beyond the pass, where numbers mattered again. If they got bogged down in the badlands……….

“Listen up people. Column of Route, three lines. Melissa take right flank, I will take center, Charles and Alyssa take left. When we hit, our Assault mechs will punch a hole. We do not stop, we do not engage, we take the hits and keep moving. If you fall out of line, punch out. Armoured Core are pro’s, we will exchange you later. Do not get sucked into a slugging match in a maze they mapped and we haven’t. We punch through the maze at the run, and carry the battle to the plains beyond. If they want to follow us onto the plains, we can dance all they want. For the honor of the Bunny, ATTACK!”

===Point Stalingrad: Valhalla Badlands hour +1 ===

Clone Wilben watched the world spin, and rode the feedback as his mecha crashed to the ground. His TAC put the information on his HUD. He had been kneecapped by an Exacto Shot fired from a Dreadnought. Warbook put two lances with that mecha in DOB. As the machine stalked past, its gun raging as it destroyed the rest of his command, he noticed the pretty pink lips painted on its left butt cheek, and pink kill rings on its guns (many, many kill rings) and decided he had just met Melissa Powell. Well, somebody had to draw the short straw.

===Point Stalingrad, Valhalla Badlands hour +1==

Clone Wilben smiled, spitting blood onto his cockpit screen. He called the engineering team to begin a field repair of his vehicles. They weren't stopping Melissa, but the crack of rail-cannon he heard argued that Schindoe had popped out of his box canyon to jump whoever was trying to follow her through the maze. Welcome to Stalingrad, you bleed for every inch of it.

===DOB: Point Stalingrad, Valhalla Badlands +12====

Charles Newburn had punched through Pittman, his Assault mecha crushing the Ogguns of a foe that just didn’t have the armor to go toe to toe with him. The fight took longer than it should, as the AC just refused to accept the loss, and made him kill every single machine. He punched up the comm channel to update his column. The way was clear.
“Eric, get your ass up here, the way is clear” there was no response. He switched to the broadband channel and picked up savage distortion and combat chatter.

“Eric, you are supposed to be on my tail, keep up and get out of the pass before we get bogged down!”

It was Stephanie who answered, “Eric is down, his Harrel is damaged. Alyssa is holding them off while we do a recovery, but the Armoured Core have cut us off. I am not heavy enough to face what is coming out sector Delta 7, so am withdrawing through the side passage in our North West. Hopefully we can rejoin you.”

Charles’ blood ran cold. He turned his machines and marched back into the maze. This was what they had tried not to do. Split up in a maze against a foe that outmatched them on average, and knew the ground. Point Stalingrad. Not a happy name for the invading force. We are going to bleed for every inch, even if we win. Welcome to Valhalla, battle awaits.

===AC-2AD Bravo: Point Stalingrad, Valhalla badlands +21 hours==

Atpentus’ Oggun rocked under the shock of supercooled nanobots injected by the Black Ice. His controls slowed and it took all his skill to ride out the shot without falling. It was a good hit, but not good enough. He took a quick shot of Hatoraide from his cockpit dispenser to clear his thoughts. Exhaustion was a factor now, everyone was slower, clumsy. The fight was not supposed to go on this long, these Bunnies just did not know when they were beat. His Galaxy Eye screamed as he watched the enemy Oggun (War book reads it as “The Rock”, Lt Ferbie Doodle Mainer) explode. They had done it, sort of. It had taken three times as long, and the kill ratio looked more like 4/3 than 3/2, but unless they did something stupid, they were winning this thing. The siege of Stalingrad was ending with a defensive win, even if it cost.

The communications were crap. They had laid cables and comm relays all over the canyond, but with all the missiles and plasma tossed around, most of them were either shrapnel or irradiated garbage. They were on equal footing now. Tired, punchy, only in communication within line of sight, or at best the next corner.

Lt Danny Libriyanto punched through a signal, although the squeal and feedback argued he was at the edge of range.

“They are breaking, they are pulling back! I see that Torrent leading his lance away, they have stopped advancing. I can cut him off. Time to fry me some Bunny!”

Atpentus heard Colonel Pagayon’s order to stand fast. Punching a relay, he put the signal on a tight beam for Danny’s Inferno, but got no reply. Looking down he saw the reactor status of Danny’s mech flash from green to amber, then go out. The Defenders of Bunny were not going to win this, but Armoured Core could still lose if they were stupid enough to give up their interior positions and fall out of mutual support. He took a sip of his Hatoraide, and stilled the shakes in his hands. They could exchange Danny when it was done, lord knows, both sides knew they were dealing with professionals at this point.

== AC-2 AD Bravo Command: Point Stalingrad, Valhalla Badlands +24===

Three hundred fifty plus battles. Wilben shook his head and winced, the feedback and toxins from 24 hours of constant combat had worn him thin. Computers knew the numbers, but it took men and women to know war. This had been a war. Armoured Core showed the worth of its constant training, its fierce discipline, and its fighting spirit. It had been enough. Just. Defenders of Bunny may be new to this tier of battle, but few enough of the veterans could have matched the Armoured Core in the badlands, let the next people they faced take them lightly.

Valhalla was the legend of the heroes hall, where champions battled all day, and feasted all night. This world was well named. There had been no cowards here, no fools. Hard men and women had given there all, again and again, never flinching, never yielding, but never hating either. This had been pure, this had been…..glorious! Victory belonged to Armoured Core, but glory? Glory belonged to any who could claim they fought the Siege of Stalingrad. Would he share a drink with his enemies? Damned straight. No one who had not fought at Stalingrad could understand it, those who shared that, shared enough.









Submitted by John T Mainer#28840

Friday, June 20, 2014

Mycobacter Pilot Profile

This pilot is known for two things: His unusual skin tone which was the permanent result of a lab accident involving bacteria crudely hybridized with some forerunner tech and his constant modding of his mecha.

He's very vocal about his opinions on the mecha and equipment that he comes across and sometimes puts reviews out on them for the Galaxy Gathering.  Grew up listening to Moe Lee's weapon reviews on A.N.N.

Recently myco developed and fielded a prototype "cyborg brain" module he calls the "Synthman copilot".  It's an ambitious fusion of reverse engineered cloning tech he stole from Drake and "borrowed" Novum Delorum Drone AI research.  He means for these to ultimately be used as next generation "learning machines" to replace the outmoded ALTS cloning procedure but for the time being, the process of manufacturing them keeps Synthmen too expensive to easily mass-produce in an effective manner.

Myco swears that with each successive generation of Synthmen he'll iron out more bugs but for the time being using a cyborg brain as a copilot remains more of a novelty feature than a mainstay in mecha combat.










Submitted by Mycobacter#712744

An Open Letter About The Nephalix

This is an open letter to "The Craftsmen" on behalf of all of the pilots I've talked to.... PLEASE CREATE A NEW TROPHY MECH!!!! The Nephilax is a good platform, but it is seriously limited! It is unable to be upgraded (except for level armor) past level 50!!

Its bonuses at full upgrade are nowhere near competitive! 5% damage bonus to all weapon types, except projectile, which gets 15%, 3X 5%, slow 5, precision 4, speed +4, and 12 whole points of shields! That's it!! Period!! You might be saying to yourself "You can always equip it" but guess what? At full upgrade, you only get 2 equip slots per category, no more! When you look at the equipment available to a 40t mech, your options are quite limited!!!

 This is the prize that you fought so long, and so hard for? All that hard work? All those resources? For this? Yes, it's pretty, it is a very shiny gold color, yes it is RIDICULOUSLY cheap to level up, but ALL of the pilots I've talked to would much rather have substance over style ANY DAY!!! Most pilots I've talked to have stated that their Nephilax just sit in their inventory, gathering dust! The only reason they are kept at all, is to show that the pilot has won a KOTM event! This is a role The Nephilax excels at, sitting in your hangar, looking pretty.

So... this is a wholehearted plea to "The Craftsmen" Give us a victory mech WORTH our effort!!! PLEASE!!!!!! As usual, this letter is MY OPINION ONLY! I'm sure there are fans of this chassis out there, but I haven't talked to any of them personally.














Submitted by Sean Laverty#600987

Thursday, June 19, 2014

FourBanger Equipment Review

This piston based internal combustion engine for mecha weighing 30-45 tons is a relatively new entrant on the market and is named after the four oversized hemi-cylinders featured on its block. It gives a speed boost of +17. Similar to the type of turbocharger motor you would use to run a monster truck but adapted for mecha use, the FourBanger isn't the most environmentally clean engine out there but that turns out to be one of its tactical advantages.  The unleaded biodiesel fuel used by the FourBanger burns dirty and blasts exhaust smoke at your opponents, slowing them down by 1.

For 400 Ferrite, 1169 Bioptics and 35 Crystal, make sure to have the thrush pipes angled away from you, then you're ready to lock and load.











Submitted by Mycobacter

Phoenix Engine Equipment Review

As you get up there and start using heavier and heavier mecha you'll notice that engines tend to provide more of a strength boost and less of a speed boost as compared to how they had functioned when you were piloting smaller mecha.

The Phoenix Engine is an interesting case of the former.  A symbiotic organic swarm intelligence based nanotechnology drive, this engine pulls double duty providing a lite speed boost of 3 and a much appreciated auto repair of +3.

As a protip, this engine is a bit cold and light sensitive; It functions better in a warm run environment (ice vulnerable 4%) and can be overheated (laser vulnerable 8%). You can pop one of these bad boys under the hood of your monster mammoth mecha for the price of 483 Ferrite, 2612 Bioptics and 45 Niodes.

Trivia: Capitalizing on the engine's auto repair ability the manufacturers decided to name it after the eponymous Old Earth mythological beast which is said in folklore to regenerate itself and rise from the ashes.












Submitted by Mycobacter #712744

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

An Editorial Piece On Clan War

Hello all once again I have something to say, something to consider for the rest of you, an opinion to share. Like always you may agree or disagree with me, I invite polite conversation from other points of view, however on this hear me out first. Allow me to start off by saying I am a member of Blackwatch one of the Northwind Highlander clans, as such what I am about to post even pertains to their positioning in the wars yet not to any one member in particular. Okay so lets get to it, Division one and free mechs just for showing up is the issue at hand.

I see it as favoritism plain and simple. Why should one division alone get free mechs just for showing up? Granted I can imagine it is for those who have joined just to average out the clan to get something out of it as opposed to being just a punching bag in the war for three fights. However that used to be what the Clan raids were for at the end of the wars, if you follow the game page you know there was some discussion and dissent over even that this time out. Looks like that has been cleared up at least for now.

Back to the point at hand, over on the game page in the past I have been told it is to make the game more re playable for the higher levels as those at such levels have little to do. I answer to that simply make more missions, unlock that first boss everyone has been asking about for almost a year now, make the zones reset on a regular basis, and allow for mini bosses at a higher drop rate as opposed to spending days at a time on one zone just to get one fight to drop! There is much more that can be done  to make the game more re playable if that is what you really wish to do.

Also the mech comes pre leveled for the first twenty levels. How is that inciting re playability? Here let me take some of the work out of it for you and some of the so called re playability out of it by handing you something that has some of the work done already. How does that make sense? It has also been said that the mech this time out is barely viable for division one players. Well then at that rate worst case scenario is you get the mech and sell it weapons and all for the niodes at the reduced price for resale, best case you strip it re allocate the weapons and still sell  off the mech for niodes.

If people in division one are saying the mech at hand is barely viable how in the world can that be seen as a good prize? So my friends and loyal readers it comes down to  in my opinion favoritism. We like you, we want you stay, we want you to spend more have some more free stuff! As stands the divisions are out of whack, you only need to check the boards just about every war to see people complaining, and suggesting how to fix them so we all know that is a problem.  But if you wish to make it seem at least in part fair I say go all or nothing. Give everyone a free mech determined by division or no one gets one. As stands even with doing mech write ups for the in game tech manual you only get the mech you write up at basic build and have to level from there. So how is it that you can simply be in a division possibly just to help overall average of the clan, not possibly fire a single shot and still walk away with more than folks who have slugged it out? Lets face it we do not all have deep pockets and there are higher levels who simply crystal it.

So I say again favoritism and it needs to either be nipped in the bud or shared because as stands now it does nothing more than annoy. Again this is just my take on the situation as such if you have issue with it take it up with me or write a rebuttal to the site and counter the points at hand. This is my way of seeing it no more no less. With that I thank you all for reading and wish you happy hunting and good luck in these the final hours of the war..













Submitted by Pat Willis#224534

Hawkeye Marksman Equipment Review

This guidance system is designed for 60-80 ton weight division mecha.  It utilizes an advanced electric eye which uses a combination of infrared homing and LiDAR rangefinding to assess targets and get the job done.  The Hawkeye Marksman ups your precision by 11, adds a crit kill percentage of 2 and increases your laser damage by 10% and missile damage by 7%.  A premium cockpit module, the Hawkeye will run you 892 Ferrite, 919 Bioptics and 44 Niodes.  It will fit most heavy mecha except for ultralights like the Cindron and fits all huge weight division mecha lighter than a Dreadnought.













Submitted by Mycobacter# 712744

Reflect Upon Futility


Negotiating terms and prices. Such meetings and subjects deliberated over heavily stained table tops under clouds of tobacco smoke in the darkest corners of the seediest taverns of less than reputable star ports.

The mercenary commander shook his head. "If you want the finest pilots that the independent sector can provide then you will pay the better price. If you want half-skilled cannon fodder that you can sell for scrap once your clan has lost then you feel free to look elsewhere". The sponsor steepled his fingers and looked at the information lying in front of him. He had to admit that the documents, as well as the mercenary's reputation, held well for victory. He slapped a hand on the table top. "Done", he said. The mercenary nodded, spat on his palm, and shook the sponsor's hand. "I shall see you in the morning at our compound then", he said.

From that point it would all be about preparation. The mercenary's troops were always ready and tuned well in advance of a clan war. They would arrive, set up, prepare and test. They never failed to find an employer in such events. When you had a profile record with as many trophies adorning it as the merc then the sponsors would snap them up. Yes, they would offer token resistance over the costs and fees, but very few argued the toss for too long. They knew they were buying a certain second place, and often as not, a gold win. It would improve their standing and please the sponsoring companies. It also improved the mercenaries status.

The last round had been... amusing. They had faced a clan that, to be honest, should not have taken to the field. Standard mech lines spotted with the occasional niode special had marched forth. It was spit balls against the hell-fires. Freons and Oresters accompanied by the occasional Cindron or Sever. The volley of fire from weapons that were clearly there as fillers, principally crystal bought technologies with the odd low grade niode gun some two divisions below in terms of effectiveness, would splutter their swan song at the mercenary giants. The efforts seldom made a mark, failing to penetrate shielding, and serving little purpose. Less gifted pilots and commanders had failed to observe the fact that niode mechs in ones and twos bolstering in vain their standard cousins would not withstand a well equipped and deeply invested force of the best technology the mercenaries could field.

The mercenaries always used the best they could get. It was their livelihood and stock and trade. The resulting exchanges were as rats to a dog fight. It had been carnage. Namtars and Ogguns had been torn appart. Rended and twisted before they could even get a lock on with their cheaply purchased targeting systems. The single Smilodon centered in the rank had weathered some of the mercenary fire power, but not for long. As the two Namtars and single supporting Oggun fell, the mercs focused their fire on the Niode unit. Projectile fire slammed into it's marginally better hide, showing evidence of poorly equipped crystal tech shielding. The commander thought at the time, 'Why buy a decent mech and fail to give it your best gear'?

It happened so often in these events. Pilots died because of such stupidity. The following lines in this round went a similar way. Diablis nozzles flared. Ursa strikes screamed their dirge. Row after row of Luisons and Ogguns burst into white hot molten fountains. In the very rear rank a lone Gigus put up a noble stand, even crippling the mobility systems of one of the merc force's Inferno's, but a tantrum of light from a rage pulsar scored a crushing blow on the fiery monster's head section, cooking the pilot in his seat almost instantly..CRIT KILL! A precision invention that proved it's worth in niodium every time.

The mercenary commander rose from his seat having downed his brew. Tomorrow would be another day of conflict. He had his deal. His men would be pleased. Now they must prepare.













Submitted by Steve Ross#162076

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Down But Not Out

Though we'd lost our first round in a brilliant countermove from Death's Destroyers {AFF} in which they'd ingeniously subjected my Synthman copilot system to what was the wetware equivalent of an EMP burst, the refs allowed us to continue on to the second round of division ten.

Thinking on my feet, I barely managed to put together a sort of a prototype vaccine to inoculate Generation Mu.  They should in theory this time be immune to similar virus attacks... The only remaining security flaw as I see it is a determined biohacker could manually introduce prions into the system.  As far as intrusion detection goes for defensive countermeasures I think I'd have to whip up some sort of a nanotech based immune system for the Synthmen's cyborg brains that make up the processing unit portion of the module.  I don't have access to the kind of tools or facility facility for that sort of thing at the moment though, so let's hope vaccinating our Gakusei will be enough.

It was announced that our next fight would be against the clan Wolf.  I used to be part of the same crew back when they were a merged alliance with Nomads and Morgana during the last faction war.  After the faction war was over the three founding clans split up and I found myself in Morgana for a bit before I'd met up and joined with Samurai Mecha.  It feels a little odd being pitted against former allies at first but you get used to it.

I found myself breezing through up until I got to the leader and his second in command.  Before the match I'd finally retired my old and trusty Orcus "Battlecat", traded her in for a Smilodon. I've decided she was reborn and christened it "Battlecat II".  Asked our leader for advice on what sorts of targeting equipment and engines to kit this baby out with and though she roars on the outside with a Shrieker Mk. 2 she purrs inside with a Starfire Fusion Core and Core of the Dragon engine and just to make sure the configuration's parts all play together nicely I threw in a Power Relay to round the whole setup out.  Like I was saying though, I breezed through most of the lower ranked opponents but that steady progress all ground to a sudden halt when I found myself up against the leader and his second in command. My light and medium side Heavy division mecha were no match for their super Heavies and  Even my custom Smilodon was barely surviving against the onslaught of Bishops, Rooks and Severs.  If I survive to Clan Wars sixteen, I hope by that time I'll have a Super Heavy myself... maybe an Ammonite. I hear it's somewhat similar to a Hoplite, which would be good, since I got my early start modding "Hoppers".

You can put that crate of Goliath Missile racks over there in the hangar by the way, and thanks for listening to me rambling a bit!














Submitted by Mycobacter#712744

Self-Reliance

We got wiped out in our first round of the Clan War. I'd gotten so used to having the Synthmen for help that I'd neglected one of the basic pillars of the Mecha Bushido.  We stress daily training because essentially a Mecha functions only as well as its pilot.  It'd make sense I wouldn't be the only genetic engineer floating around the factions.  As I fought a handful of lanark clones and we fell further and further behind it dawned on me that the Death's Destroyers had to have something up their sleeves.  It was obvious with how well those clones functioned that the only way they could have gotten them was from access to someone with high biotechnical skill. In their clan.  The Synthmen cybernetic copilot protocols were running nearly unbelievably sluggish,  Much slower than the speeds I'd clocked them at in the hangar preceding our battle.

My curiousity getting the better of me I decided to run another diagnostic on what was left of the lambda generation batch... as much as could be salvaged from our damaged mecha.  Could it be a bug in the natural programming? No, I'd triple checked everything prior to installation and then double checked after installing them to reassure everybody all was in working order before we set out too.  Something was off though.

Aha! these had a somewhat different genetic profile than the genomes I remembered coding in the other Synthmen.  C'mon... analyze quicker! I kicked the diagnostic machinery and swore at my computer. TcTt asked me what was the matter.  I tore the printout as it spooled from the machine... "This is the matter. The Synthmen copilots were infected! As in sabotage." He patted me on the shoulder and reminded me that basic principle of the first pillar to the Mecha Bushido.  Skill of a mecha is related to skill of its pilot. There's no quick technological way around it.

I've got to hand it to that biohacker from Death's Destroyers though... putting a retrovirus into the growth vats when I wasn't looking was very sneaky.  I would be angrier but for that I couldn't help admiring the technique.  Basically they'd isolated and engineered a genetic timebomb by rendering the virus invisible to detection up until it was already too late.  The effects were subtle too.  Rather than a full on blow up style virulent infection all at once the pathogenicity to this worked a lot more gradually.  First the bioptic neural network slowed down so that it did not process as quickly.  Then a secondary set of instructions coding out a prion got read, which then turned infected cybernetic brains into mush.  It specifically targeted only the uniquely hybridized technology used in the Synthmen.  Which was fascinating... as much as the task of scrubbing artificial brain goo from everybody's cockpits was a pain in the ass.













Submitted by Mycobacter#712744