Rilius Sectorum drops into Leander La'Salles after a hard day of completely failing to stop clan pilots running amok on Novum Delorum.
The bartender says to him, "So Rilius, what can I get you?"
"Bad day. I'll have a Martinus please," replies Rilius.
"Don't you mean a Martini?" asks the bartender.
Rilius gives him a dirty look and says, "If I'd wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
