Thursday, February 4, 2016

Where Are They Now Galaxy Gathering Gossip Edition By Pat Willis#224534

Ever wonder what happens to he big bad master minds of the raids once they are beaten back...yet again? Presumably they simply go into hiding to scheme and rebuild their armies until they are ready to try again. Or are they attached to different dimensions like the Negaverse but can only maintain themselves for a limited time here in our version of reality?

One of  G.G. paid informants said he saw one of the Gorak style mecha heads used as a Alcho blend dispenser at the outer territories chew and spew. Supposedly the weapon arms are being used to plasma sear the meats on the grill, engines were re-purposed for power, and the chassis was overhauled to make the rest stop itself. Our informant sent back word that an oddly insect like being with multiple appendages was behind the grill, and would indeed answer to the name Gorak.

When asked for a comment on the failed raid he presumably lead, and his plans for the future he calmly and coldly replied, "I'll be back to gutter bang all your mecha pilot skull holes like a pervert in a pinata factory!" We're not exactly sure what that means, but we can hazard a guess and , well just eww!

Submitted by Pat Willis#224534