Deborah Roaché-Hudak here, with an
Extra Edition of Galaxy Gossip. The ONLY news source, this side of
the galaxy. If we didn't print it, it never happened.
Captain Killgore, Pirate Moon Boss, has
been delayed returning from his trip to Cogwerk Port. Rumor has it
BrainChef DeCuisine hired Doctor Drake to perform experimental
surgery on the Captain and complications arose. Be sure that Galaxy
Gossip will pass on news as information surfaces.
That's it for today's breaking stories.
Keep your eyes peeled for all the news that's unfit to print, right
here in Mecha's Galaxy Gossip, a division of The Galaxy Gathering.
Until our next Extra Edition, I bid you all safe travels and
successful battles.
Deborah Roaché-Hudak # 289133