In political news today the Pretty in Pink Dilo division of the Shogunate Declared today tutu Tuesday in honor of their bright and proud mech colors. Also just having passed the ancient Earth tradition known as Ground hog day, the Snavrum union wranglers released their Snavrum high in the arctic wastes of Frijoria. The Snavrum did indeed see their shadow and were promptly shot by the colonists who were sick of the weather.
In local news a group of mecha pilots went on a rampage after consuming massive amounts of Hatoraide , they were quoted as saying at the time of capture ..”We’d have been invincible if not for the laws of physics and all those damned cops!” All hell broke loose in downtown Cogwerk port today when a Skriag and Nakshi were seen skipping hand in bladed hand while coming out over the speakers the pilots were yelling loudly, “Someone’s gonna get it.”, and powering up their weapons while moving towards a notorious smugglers den.
Finishing out our report for the day we bring you news from the Illyrian Hegemony front, Head Chancellor Vraton tried to bring back the look and feel of Rome by instituting a new toga wearing trend. This of course ended abruptly when the Chancellors son decided to “accidently” slip and fall pulling the chancellors toga to the ground and embarrassing him due to his small…laser cannon.
And that’s our Galaxy Gossip thanks for joining us for all the news you never wanted to hear.
Submitted By Pat Willis #224534