A Night In The Hanger

A keradon comes charging in. "Whoah Keradon! Whoah! WHOAAAAH! When i says WHOAH! I MEANS WHOAH!" Smacks the console, the Keradon stops hard, cockpit opening, causing him to go flying out a la Yosemite Sam only to slam into a wall and slide down mumbling about a stupid mech.

Tinkers with the twin main guns of an Orcus class mech, the weapons in question being two Scarlet Scalpel class beam canons, carefully matching the firing angles for adjustable convergence point capability during combat, gently woring the conductor filaments and crystal prism lenses to give the weapons optimum firepower.

A loud KERRZAP is heard followed by a "YYEEEEAAAOOOUCH!" and him falling off the mech's back, thumping onto the floor on his back, groaning as he sits up, hair frizzled out like Doc Brown's."Uuuuuuuuuugh. And remember! if you're driving home tonight, don't forget your car! Goodnight!" falls back to lying down with a loud thump.

Submitted by Jean-François Masson #783630