Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Dual Gattling Weapon Review By John Ringo #899287

A pilot walked through the door of Jamar’s House of Finery. The extra dose of swagger in his stride was highly suggestive of someone trying to overcompensate for a lack of experience but the look in his eyes hinted he did have the niodes to spend and would not be a waste of her time. She did a quick scan of the sales floor and saw she was the first one to see him walk in. Before anyone else could beat her to it she crossed over to the young man before his drool could corrode the Big Burtha on display. “Greetings honored pilot. My name is Rita, how can I help you today?”

He launched into a long story of his recent exploits filled with lots of puffed up details that sounded more like an action hero in a holo show then a young pilot starting out. Rita has dealt with young pilots like this more times than she could count. After some skillful follow up questions she learned he just reached level 10 and was after some high end weapons to do better in Circuit Fights and KotM events. She linked her tablet to his and uploaded a sales brochure for a weapon that should fit his needs. “Take a look at the stats for the Dual Gattling projectile weapon and see if this is what you have in mind”

Damage 14
Speed 114
2X Damage 15%
Ferrite 150
Bioptics 70
Niodes 9

A hungry grin spread across the pilots face so Rita closed in for the kill. “I do not offer this for just anyone but I think you’re cute. If you buy a crate of five guns I will sell them to you for just 36 Niodes. Just select the quantity you need and authorize payment on your pad and these beauties will be in your hanger in no time”


Submitted By John Ringo #899287