This group, active through much of Cogwork space, seems to think that bacon is the source of the militancy of the Warrior Clans, and that if bacon production is halted, that peace will reign in the universe. It is noted that archeological evidence pointing to the existence of bacon producing pigs on every world the Gigus/Skraig Forerunner planetary destruction systems were employed on.
Sources close to the Omega leadership report a 1oo niode bounty being put on the BAT SHIT leader, with rumors that Raging Vengeance are offering double for his head alone. This close to a Clan War, and this reporter knows you don’t just have to be crazy to mess with the Clan’s bacon supply, you have to be BAT SHIT crazy.
Submitted by John T. Mainer #28840