Dear friends,
I would like to take a moment to talk to you about a very unsettling dilemma in our galaxy today. The subject matter being the endless slander, and accusations laid against the Batman on the players page by one claiming to be Space Ghost (Mark Wiseman). According to him, every weapons shipment that gets hijacked, every game glitch, every lag attack, and every criminal mastermind is run by the Batman.
The year is now 3300, the Batman celebrated his 75th birthday back in 2015. So how in the stars names is a 1,285 year old vigilante, playboy still a consideration, much less the genius behind so much of the galaxies woes? He was a hero of old earth in the city of Gotham, he was a symbol of true unshakable justice. He brought criminal empires to their knees and made gods wary of his cunning. Yet this singular beacon of justice is blind sided again and again by one claiming to be a horridly drawn space interviewer, whose closest companion is some kind of humanoid insect. The very nature of said relationship has yet to be determined, but there are... rumors.
So I ask you all to join me in correcting this most unjust accuser when he portrays the symbol of justice as a scape goat! Remind him he is blaming a man who can not possibly exist anymore, remind him he is blaming a bonifide hero, and remind him that justice will not sit idly by and allow him to continue his slander for much longer. The Sons of the Bat, and The Sons of Arkham have joined forces to find and root out this miserable excuse for an entertainment personality. Help us to help him, before it becomes to late and the long dark night settles on us all!
Submitted by Pat Willis#224534