Saturday, June 4, 2016

Equipment Review – The Frost Reactor By Kenneth Hicks ID# 846092

Once upon a time in a Galaxy far far away Boreas pilots all cried. A thousand souls all crying out at the same time. “Why oh Gods of our Mecha Universe do all of our engine choices suck Snavrum butt?”

The Elder Gods (known as the Dev’ Elopurrs) heard the cry and bestowed a blessing unto the hapless Boreas pilots in the form of a mighty engine. This engine is the Frost Reactor.

Okay, that was all a little over the top, but it does signify exactly how important and awesome the Frost Reactor is to the Boreas mecha. Without it, you just don’t end up utilizing this phenomenal machine of freezing destruction to its full potential.

The Frost Reactor gives you excellent speed for a big mech (+nine), auto repair of three, laser damage of eight percent, and freeze damage of ten percent. And best yet, you get all these goodies with no negatives.

The mechanics of the Frost Reactor work by siphoning off entropy from micro degrees Kelvin which the Boreas produces from its Cold Fusion core. In essence, the mech feeds the engine unlimited energy which in turn provides the mech power in an infinite power loop. Perfection personified.

So now comes the sad part of this tale. They aren’t available for purchase. Anywhere. The only place you can obtain them is through CW raids or the vortex. While this makes them highly prized, it also drives the bulk of the Mecha Galaxy partially insane. This beautiful shiny engine of magnificence, perfect for your Boreas fleet, but only available through rolling the dice of chance. In sight, yet just out of reach.


The Gods are cruel in their humor. But to those who have been lucky enough to get one of these prized beauties, crush your enemies in a hail of sleet and ice.