So, fifty two percent of the population of Yomi Reefs have decided that they should seceded from centralised government.
Everyone has lost their minds, Galactic stock markets are set to tumble, there's panic buying of niodes and other commodities....
Until of course somebody pointed out, "Hey it's Yomi Reefs, so who actually gives a monkey's? I mean, it's not as if we get anything decent out of there..."
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| Somebody desperately in need of some corticosteroid cream |
Then of course we have those intercepted transmissions, apparently from agents of old fishface himself urging the use tunnel fighting and the smallest mechs available if they have them.
Good job the Raddix Tribe have found a way of fast-track upgrading Red Ants, isn't it? Sure, the package can be a bit iffy, sometimes with Ants that are fresh purchased they can grow at percentages every minute. At other times it's longer. Still, nice to see the little guys getting a boost.
Speaking of boosts, the suppliers have gotten together and in honour of 225 years of Red Ants courtesy of the Radix tribe they are handing out sets of Aviator 3.0s to all and sundry.Now you know me, love a piece of free kit, and its a nice little add on in place of a cup holder.
The only down side of course is that wearing these things make you look about as cool as Tom Cruise from the old diaspora moving picture 'Top Gun'.
Speaking of dwarves, our own intelligence has it that there are various cells of dedicated tunnel fighters training in mech operation at hidden facilities, possibly bio-engineered by Drake and under the command of eczema head.
Here we have a group of them heading out on jungle training at Rizpah; from right to left Gampy, Stroppy, Porky, Stoner, High-as-a-kite, Wasted and Completelyoffhistits...
It's a good job you can't fit a nuke into a ten ton chassis... just saying.
Speaking of small things liable to blow up your face, maybe we need our own set of short nut-jobs who are versed in tunnel fighting....?
Submitted by David McCallum #701548