Monday, May 30, 2016

The Tragic Story of Lance Pilot Speedy McDougal and the Sinister Secret Lab By Kenneth Hicks ID#846092


This is the sad and tragic tale of Speedy McDougal. Speedy was a Hoplite pilot who had arrived planet side just a scant 4 cycles ago. Of average looks and average build, average skills and average mecha, not a lot stood out with Speedy, except one thing, his chipper personality.

Speedy was always the first with his hand up (whether right or wrong). He was the first to laugh, or the first to console. He was the first to volunteer, and the first to cheer on his squad. He was the living embodiment of “Pep”.

Because of his spirit, most people either really liked him, or avoided him. No one could be said to “hate” him mind you, as that would be like openly admitting that you were the sort of person that would gleefully kick a puppy when it was sad.

Now at the beginning of this sad and tragic tale, we find Speedy happily whistling a tune as he walked down the hallway on his way to the mess. He had gone on three missions guarding transports since being here and was feeling like he was getting the hang of it. His Lance Corporal congratulated him more than once on his ability not to shoot himself in the foot or accidentally lock onto a group of settler buildings. Speedy wasn’t quite sure how to take this, possibly he was he being made fun of, or was the bar of accomplishment really low around here. He wasn’t sure, but decided it must be a compliment.

Speedy pondered on this and what further accolades of appreciation he might have bestowed upon his person as he went through the chow line and got a plate full. Skipping around an upside down bowl of oatmeal, he made his way to the tables and looked for a place to sit.

Over on the back side of the hall sat his Captain. A middle aged man with a middle aged body, the Captain rubbed at his eyes and groaned quietly as he tried to get a mouthful of fruit cup to cooperate with the half gallon of Bourbon he had sent down there scant hours before.

“Morning Captain! How’re you this fine day?”

There was an audible ‘Crack’ as the Captain bit down on his spork.
“Speedy…”

The Captain’s Aide was looking at Speedy as though he had grown a third arm out of his back and was shaking his head back and forth as if trying to ward off a train wreck with one desperate look.

“Is this seat taken sir? Breakfast is the most important part of the day you know.”

“Go ahead Speedy, take a seat. Just please be quiet as I’m trying to concentrate.”

“Concentrate on what sir? And… pardon me Captain, but you look awful this morning. Are you getting enough Vitamin C?”

The Captain’s neck bulged as he tried to keep his anger in check. His skin turned a pulpy shade of red-purple as the vein in his temple started to pulse.

“Gee sir, that vein doesn’t look healthy. My Aunt had a vein like that on the back of her left knee that would pulse just like that every time she had to…”

“Speedy!”

“Yes sir?”

“I have an assignment for you. A ‘Special Mission’ as it were.  Reports indicate that we haven’t heard from the group of Settlers who maintain the Bivouac site over on Skarr Mountain. We need a mech jockey to head over there, make contact, and survey the area for anything unusual. Then when you’re done, head back to base for debriefing.”

“Yes Sir! Thank you Sir!” Speedy jumped to with a crisp salute. Pieces of bacon and toast went scuttling as his enthusiasm threatened to knock the whole table askew.
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The trip to Skarr Mountain had been both long and arduous. Outer temperatures soared to over forty eight degrees Celsius. Humidity was so high that targeting sensors had troubles with the shimmering heat waves cascading across the canopy. The sun stayed overhead constantly as this planet had a very slow rotation.

Speedy’s Hoplite was feeling the heat as well. Gauges across the board showed the strain the system was under. Hydraulics, coolant lines, engine power arrays, all pulling extra hard due to the extreme temperatures.

Good gravy! How did they get all the equipment up here for the Bivvy site to be set up? This is murder! Oh wait, they probably dropped it in. C’mon Speedy, use your head! This is no time to become slow witted! Oh! Waaaiiit……wow…

As the Hoplite came over the rise, it was looking at the five-hundred-hectare area where a settlement was supposed to sit. Supposed to at least. Instead, it was looking down on a cratered out, pock marked divet. As if God himself had sliced out a chunk with his celestial Nine-iron and this was the remains.

Only there were no scorch marks. No smaller craters which should be evident as it had to take an immense amount of firepower to pull this off, but no. Nothing like that. Then there were holes. Thousands upon thousands of holes, all around the edge of the gigantic anomaly.

Speedy was on the precipice of what was to become the biggest event of his life. Both figuratively and physically. And all that was going to take to get him further down the Rabbit Hole was one errant itch.

Stupid harness! Always biting into my…

There was a shudder as the twenty-five ton mech tilted crazily forward. The ground under the Hoplite’s right foot had given way and fallen into the pit. Speedy tried to correct, but the poor, sorry Hoplite was slow to react due to the over-heated systems. Down the Rabbit Hole he goes…

Oooh, my head. Wait, what happened, why is there pressure on my shoulder straps? Unless.. am..am I upside down? Ugh, can’t see anything. Better turn on the emergency lights.

In the bottom of the pit was our lone Hoplite, upside down, being held erect in this almost comical position by two rather large boulders. Speedy and his trusty mech had fallen roughly Thirteen hundred feet down the side of the crater. The fact that speedy was alive enough to be confused was a testament in it’s own right to the sturdiness of the Hoplite frame.

Speedy had managed to extricate himself from his harness without concussing himself further. He felt around on the panel for the emergency lighting toggle and flipped it. A soft blue-white glow lit up the bottom of the crater. Speedy thought it was eerily beautiful and let out a long exhalation of breath. Dust snaked into his cabin on vapory trails, indicating that his hatch was not being held in place anymore. 

When Speedy turned to examine this, moving shadows played along his peripheral vision.
Speedy whipped his head left and right, yes, yes he had definitely seen movement. Then he saw them. Pouring from the holes were these giant, shiny insects with large pinchers. They poured down the pit wall, resembling an oil slick, their movement was so precise with one another.

“Captain?” The Communications specialist was approaching at a jog. A look of worried excitement on his face.

“Captain, this transmission just came in. I think it’s from that Scout you sent up Mount Skarr”

“Lemme see that, Specialist. Hit play.”

A holo vid opened up over the Specialist’s left hand. Interference was causing it to skip and stutter, but there it was, Lance Pilot Speedy McDougal’s excitable face.

“May Day, May Day! Pilot down! Um, really down. Well, not in spirit mind you, I still seem to be happy enough, but oh my! I’m really really far down. In a hole that is. Settlement is gone! I think God sliced it off into the Celestial rough and didn’t replace the divet. But, oh my, Captain, I’m not alone down here <skrzt, skrzt> There seems to <skrzzt> in a gi <skkkrtztztz> my hatch! <skshhhhhhh> in! <skrztz> AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! <chitter chitter chitter> AH! AHHHHHHH < skshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh>”

The holo vid faded out with static.

“Captain? Wasn’t that Bivouac settlement over run by Ambershard Stalkers last week?”

“Well, we had to find out for sure. Now we know. Go get the General on the horn, he’ll want to hear the confirmation.”
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Light. Bright, irritating light.
Light that forced it’s way through the eyelids, and straight down the optic nerve. This pain connected  to the base of the skull with the massive throbbing which in turn was connected to the spine. From here he could feel his nerves alight with sharp pain, as if the broken shards of a window were being forced through his flesh in slow motion.

He started to scream. Oddly though, all that would come out was a dry rasp, something akin to the way a shipwreck survivor sounds when they wake up on the beach the morning after the “big storm.”

“Case number 8675309, subject has regained consciousness. Time to initiate infusion procedures.”

Speedy tried to pry his eyelids open, desperate to see his surroundings. Well, maybe desperate wasn’t the right term. Honestly, he’d rather keep his eyes closed, have the light level lowered a titch, and have someone bring him a spot of tea. But being as how “infusion procedure” does not sound like anything comfortable, maybe he should make the effort.

Through the haze, he could see several large shadows skittering about, issuing sounds in a chittery language. Above his head, just out of view, the voice spoke again.

“Easy friend, we wouldn’t want to bruise your dermal layers upon the restraints. I would like to welcome you to my Lab. In this lab, I’ve been working on trying to make mech pilots stronger, faster, more aggressive, and able to handle more information at a quicker rate of data flow.

“Hee urrrrrghlglglg rnng gruhhhh.”

“SHHH shh shh shh shh. Easy now. You also have a rather large hard rubber bit in your mouth. You will probably thank me for that at some point. Without it, test subjects have been in the habit of biting off their own tongues. And we wouldn’t want that, now would we.”

Well THAT was certainly not reassuring. And gosh darn it, what the heck are those silly insect things doing?

“Ah! I see you are interested in my preciouses. I call them Ambershard Stalkers. You see, their bodies are biochemically merged with actual Seed Crystals. When they generate certain frequencies, their harmonious resonance match identically with each other’s, and with mecha. This allows them all to have the ability to act in unison to a single communication.”

“Grrummm Brblblblb?”

“Why yes, that was awful clever of me, thank you very much! I like you, your so much more agreeable than most of my test subjects.”

“Bresp Mubdecd?”

“Hmm? Oh, never mind that, you’ll find out soon enough. Now then, for the first step.”

The owner of the voice moved around to the side of the cot where Speedy could see him. Hunched of back, soiled and bloody lab coat, he had a wide eyed maniacal expression. There was a fine sheen of sweat on his upper lip, even though it was decidedly chilly in the lab.

He raised an arm that was holding a laser scalpel and motioned one of the Stalkers forward. The Stalker shambled forward and bowed it’s Mantis like head. The Voice then reached behind the head to the neck and made an incision. With his other hand he brought up a long, curved set of ferrite hemostats and probed into the incision. The Stalker shuddered slightly but otherwise held still. Out of the incision he pulled a sliver of what looked like living crystal. It was faceted and reflected light, but was obviously fleshy in texture.

“There we go. There. This is the key that will open the door to begin your journey.”

He held the sliver of flesh close to Speedy’s eye. It was so sparkly… then movement. Little tiny fibers feathered up from the sides like so many little legs, then stretched towards his face. Now Speedy started to scream in earnest.

“Don’t worry your pretty little head, you might experience a slight…pinch.”
While holding the sliver inches from Speedy’s eyeball, The Voice then brought the laser scalpel up, right next to Speedy’s pupil. Light shattered. Darkness fell. Pain was continuous and immeasurable.

Wetness. Darkness. Cold.
Speedy started shivering from the conditions. He opened his eyes and felt the throb of pain, now more muffled than before. He looked around and found that he was in a natural tunnel. Somewhere up and to his right, he could see the opening so he started to crawl.

Fresh air. Sweet, fresh air awaited him once he reached the rim. He looked down and saw his base of operations below. A sack with a cloak and a loaf of bread were sitting in the mouth of the tunnel. He ate the bread ravenously and donned the cloak to protect himself from the chill of the night air. It was time to go to his debriefing. The Captain will be proud.

In the base, the Captain was going over paperwork. Ambershard Stalker attacks have increased by an alarming rate over the past month, as well as the disappearance of supply convoys and scouting missions.

“Captain! You’ve got to come see this!”

“What is it, Specialist…”
“We’re not sure sir. But, I think it’s Speedy.”

“By the Prophet, bring this base to alert status! Man those walls! Get every pilot into their mecha now! And let’s go have a talk with this “possibly Speedy.”

Down by the gate, crouched a lumpish figure under a cloak. It looked miserable and cold, shivering uncontrollably. The Captain was both leery and empathetic at the same time.

“Speedy? Is that you son?”

“Captain. I’m so glad you’re here. I’m ready for my debriefing now.”

“Uh, good, good. Excellent. What have you to report Lance Pilot.”

“That you have become obsolete, sir.”

The cloaked figure raised his head and the Specialist shrank away and started vomiting. A red glare beamed out from what used to be Speedy’s  left eye socket.

With a movement from his left hand, there was a rumbling, then a thunder of footsteps. Thousands of Ambershard Stalkers poured forth from the darkness. The wall defenses started firing but were over run in  moments by the sheer number coming forward.

Speedy then twitched his right hand with a “come hither” movement. Several of the mechas close by ceased their movements, turned and came forward. The base then started to erupt in a chaotic cacophony of screams, explosions, and twisting metal. Yet over all of this, the Captain could still hear Speedy’s high pitch laugh.

Even in this new state of being, Speedy still found a way to be irritating as frack.


And there wasn’t anything he could do about it except join in the screaming. So he did.