Hello there ladies and gentlemen and fans of mass carnage and destruction. This is Jack Myers and I'm here Interviewing one of the pilots from the fan favorite Black Star Lycan Rangers. Spaaace Ghooost, how is everything going today sir?
Other than the fact that someone moved my mech from my regular parking space? Pretty good.
The AFF has been chasing you guys for months now and they finally caught you with most of their biggest pilots. You guys have won quite a few clan wars in a row until this one. That must be something you are very proud of. Pretty big sign of respect when someone wants to beat you bad enough to drop 7 people of higher level than your highest player on you. Your thoughts?
Since Cyberstorm and Black Watch did not participate in this Clan War, I think it was just a miscalculation on the part of AFF for Death's Brethren to drop into Division 5. I have it on good authority that they were aiming for Division 4, and everyone was surprised a bit by the absentee clans in the upper divisions. While it's hard not to be able to beat guys who've got 25 levels on you, sometimes there's just no way around it. I try not to take it too personal - but, those AFF guys just make me want to say @E()jkljSDI*#*2
The Black Star Family and the AFF have had quite a rivalry going for some time. There have been many great fights between the clans. Your definitely the strongest in this level range. It seems that both clan take a great pride in this particular match up against each other. Both clans field exceptional pilots. Do you see this rivalry continuing and intensifying for many wars yet to come?
No. I've had Brak and Zorak working hard, behind the scenes, trying to sabotage AFF mech bays: doing things like introducing viruses into their nanobot swarms, yanking on random electrical cables and hydraulic lines, moving their mechs around to different parking spaces... Sooner or later something's going to work - a nuclear self-detonator in the wrong weapons bay, a stray drop of fluid in just the wrong place. One of these days we'll find an ash-heap where an AFF mech bay used to be located. Problem is, nothing seems to be working out our way yet, and I'm pretty sure that Batman's got something to do with it.
There have been rumors that the AFF had found a way to spring Batman from the asylum. That would definitely explain the sudden turn of events. Are there any plans for containing this bat nuisance in the future?
Zorak has been hard at work changing the molecular formula of RAID!!! to work against specific flying rodent species. No luck yet, but we're definitely getting closer to our goal.
In closing is there anything that you'd like to add?
Round 2 was very exciting against The Knights of Vengeance - I attacked someone one time, and I lost. Then somebody attacked me, and they lost. Then, it was all over. It pays to have a good Specialized formation. Not many people can put much of a dent in my 35-ton lineup, unless they have 15 or more levels on me. I have come across a few good challengers, but not too many. Who's next?
We will find out later today. Thank you for your time spaaace ghooost. May you have the best of luck in ridding the universe of that meddlesome Batman.
Thank you. I'm sure that, in the end, he will never even see me coming...
Submitted by Jack Myers# 396694 and Mark SHC Wiseman# 12304
(Editors note* The Batman shall ever reign supreme)