Turducken Cover A Thanksgiving Weapon Review By Germán Jaramillo#685605

Thanksgiving Day has come, and with this date, the consumption of false turkey specimens actually processed with meat of snavurm... During one of the gluttonous meals of snav... Ops, I am meaning: of turkey; the elite pilot Carlos Leiber, of the “666th Dragonslayer” Clan, decided to share his not so good desires with his major enemy, his ultra nemesis of the clan “Hunter of Dragon's” by shooting a few good volleys of missiles camouflaged with a framework in the shape of gigantic turkeys... Happy Turkey Day, Badass!

1. INTRODUCTION/HISTORY:

December 3303… It’s turkeys’ day and there is always time for unexpected ways to celebrate such a date in the shape of turducken cover expansive ballistic gifts.

2. TECHNICAL CHARACTERISTICS:

Manufacturer: Independent factories.
Quality: Scratched niobium based weaponry with a secret elite recipe.

Damage: 58 (High-Average)
Speed: 100 (Average)
Abilities: Fork 50% & Splash 10% (High Tech Skills)

Availability: One was given to every mech pilot showing during the Turkey Day. Much love spread.
Min level required to buy it: NN.

3. OPERATIVE LIFE:

The superior skills of this weapon makes from this missile ammo something dangerous enough as to keep it equipped in your mechs even if you were fighting in the highest division.

4. DESCRIPTION:

Morphology: A special universal missile launcher is required in order to shoot this silly missile against your surprised enemy. Be care as you might spread the explosive damage on nearly targets as to spread collateral destruction all around.

Did you hear about the Troy Horse? Well this is not quite the same but… the missile head is camouflaged inside an unexpected turkey cover… Come on! Seriously? Oh yes man… Just let’s see the spectacle…

5. EVALUATION:

Tier VII
Score: 9+/10 (Advanced Scratch Tech)

Is free, has a decent damage (high for inexperienced pilots and light squads, decent for veterans) and the odd tech of its manufacture gives excellent if not superior qualities to deal whole damage among the enemy files… The only thing you may regret is to forget to visit the battlefield or the mech pilot social clubs during this day, missing the Turducken Cover from your arsenal.

 Submitted by Germán Jaramillo# 685605