Monday, November 2, 2015

Fire Ant Fantasy Mecha By Sten Hugo Hiller #627184

After an interesting adventure near proxima 23b alpha (the swamp moon) the Starleague R&D (Relax and Drink) team met at the spa. With huge drinks we all sat down on specially ordered ice blocks.

After our posteriors was sufficiently cooled, the drinks had been refreshed several times and life promised hangovers to take our minds from other body parts in the morning we started talking of our experiences.

They were remarkably similar, remarkably painful and centered around being looked inside our mechs with angry fire ants. At around this time we got some more drinks and started talking about the ants as real opponents. Two hours and 6 liters of 150 proof later we had a perfect design.

Unfortunately at that time we passed out, and when we was woken 4 hours later by the staff we had severe cases of hypothermia. It was only last week I found the files, and they seem to have been severely corrupted. At least they don't seem as perfect as they did at the time.

Fire Ant
10 ton mech
150 Bioptics
190 Ferrite
Armor Points 21
Min Lvl  4
Start weapon 1
Levels/weapon 7

Build       Speed +5
Build       Dodge +1
lvl 7 and every 7 lvl + 1 weapon slot
lvl 9         Fire damage +3
lvl 10       Dodge +1
lvl 11       Chassis slot +1
lvl 16       Burn  +1
lvl 18       Fire damage +3
lvl 20       Dodge +1
lvl 22       Cockpit slot +1
lvl 25       Precision +1
lvl 27       Fire damage +3
lvl 30       Dodge + 1
lvl32        Burn +1
lvl 33       Critical +1
lvl 33       Engine slot +1
lvl 36       Fire damage +3
lvl 40       Dodge +1
lvl 44       Shield slot +1
lvl 45       Fire damage +3
lvl 48       Burn +1
lvl 50       Dodge +1
Lvl 50      Precision +1
Lvl 54      Fire damage +3
Lvl 55      Chassis slot +1
Lvl 60      Dodge +1
Lvl 63      Fire damage +3
Lvl 64      Burn +1
Lvl 66      Cockpit slot +1
Lvl 66      Critical +1
Lvl 70      Dodge +1
Lvl 72      Fire damage +3
Lvl 75      Precision +1
Lvl 77      Engine slot +1
Lvl 80      Dodge +1
Lvl 80      Burn +1
Lvl 81      Fire damage +3
Lvl 88      Shield slot +1
Lvl 90      Fire damage +3
Lvl 90      Dodge +1
Lvl 96      Burn +1
Lvl 99      Fire damage +3
Lvl 99      Chassis slot +1
Lvl 99      Critical +1
Lvl 100    Dodge +1
Lvl 100    Precision +1
Lvl 108    Fire damage +3
Lvl 110    Dodge +1
Lvl 110    Cockpit slot +1
Lvl 112    Burn +1
Lvl 117    Fire damage +3
Lvl 120    Dodge +1
Lvl 121    Engine slot +1
Lvl 125    Precision +1
Lvl 126    Fire damage +3
Lvl 128    Burn +1
Lvl 130    Dodge +1
Lvl 132    Shield slot +1

Now that I think of how much pain was involved, the question is if this is a real representation? The answer is: No they were much worse.










Submitted by  Sten Hugo Hiller #627184