Saturday, February 11, 2017

Ghost Focus Equipment Review by David McCallum #701548




First of all, read the small print.


There's a very good reason why you can only get these for a limited time and in very small numbers.


Prolonged use may lead to unexpected side effects, including nausea, vomiting, headaches, blurred vision, trapped wind, flatulence, diarrhea, incontinence, spontaneous combustion, hair loss, blurred vision, acne, abdominal cramps and undergoing puberty again.


That's the sort of thing you need to watch out for with Chroniode enhanced equipment, and of course by now we all know who has hold of a Chroniode and who has hand in getting this kit on the shelf.


Just think about that for a second, and let it sink in.


Now lets see what it does.


Available only for the massive 100 ton mecha, 55 Niodes and 2000 apiece of Ferrite and Bioptics gets you a cockpit suite that delivers a whopping 13 Precision factor, double and triple damage chances of 8% each plus a surprising dodge rating of 2.


How does it do all this you may ask?


Well I shall be happy to enlighten you.


The idea behind it is very simple.


Chroniodes can mess with time, we already know that. Well this wee item can actually see into the future, not just predicting the probability of where a target might be, but seeing where it actually is... or will be in the time it takes from your munitions to travel between you and the target.


Not only that, but it can see what the the effects of things like windage and refraction will have been, allowing you a foresight of the correct angle of attack in order to enhance damage.


It also gets to see where the enemy will have been firing from in the near future, sending impulses a few seconds ago to haul your gargantuan frame away from where you would have been now, hence the increased dodge.


If the tenses are starting to get a little strained at this point don't worry... things get a bit wibbly wobbly when you talk in terms of time.


So why will it only work on 100 tonners?


Well that's because only a 100 ton mech has engines powerful enough to supply the 1.21 Gigawatts of power needed to juice this piece up...


Duh!



Submitted by David McCallum #701548