I will never forget the barbecue he made with that fabulous gigantic beast we hunted in Rizpah, which oddly enough became entangled with the Commander’s Mech not once, not twice, but seven times in a day.
The boys laughed with jokes such as the beast had fallen in love with the commander and of course, they dared other worse jokes with different sexual degrees.
When the jokes exceeded the border line between humor and insubordination, the Chief Master Sergeant Görtz, former instructor of AWAC, called to order the rebel with unbeatable efficiency...
- One more joke about the sexuality of the commander, and I will serve as dish the cook of the joker cut into thin roasted slices and stuff them in his mouth… Now, girls, let see if you are as bold as you seem.
The good Chief Master Sergeant Görtz, I doubt he ever had a mother, much less a grandmother.
And there were all our thirty mechs stationed in a wide circle with half a dozen sentry drones watching from the air and keeping a safety perimeter as a satellite carefully scrutinizing our grid, while Ikes worked his magic.
Do not ask me how, but Ikes had the skills to turn any hardly eatable thing into a flavored delicacy...
The fact is that the beast, a giant lizard, was really large, and required that Corporal Andy cut it into slices with a zombie chain. Then Ikes, piloting an Inferno, did the honors turning the giant into a barbecue and close enough to burn the entire jungle, which, moreover, would not have been a great misfortune from the point of view of the guys. But the commander wanted discretion, not a traceable caloric signal light from the skies.
Mendoza, what did you say this beast’s name was?
Snavurm, he replied, while continued chewing the delicious meat.
After finishing dinner, we stored the remaining Snavurm in pressurized food containers, so that super tasty meat couldn’t get corrupted in the tropical climate. By the looks of my comrades, I knew that would give us a week long feast to empty the last of the containers... and by all the devils, we would be able, despite the abundance of stored meat.
Many agreed that the Snavurm had a certain resemblance to the famous Cloned Galaxy Chicken Fried... but only juicier.
(Talking to the aboard computer) AI. Did you analyze the Ikes’ recipe?
Submitted by Germán Jaramillo # 685605