First up legal news the Galactic Court Commission office was shut down today when hundreds of petitions for divorce flooded in. Turns out alternate pilot I.D.’s are seeking to divorce the parent I.D.’s citing Irreconcilable Differences as the cause. Custody hearings for the mechas owned by each I.D. to be divided up when the courts wade through them all and make a ruling.
From the planet of Aldorn we have reports of thousands of vehicles crashing when they used the underside of the main continental ladder land bridge. Worldwide reports also came in of black cats crossing people’s paths, although the annual mirror smashing ceremony was a huge success and boasted record numbers. Thirteen days later the planet inexplicably exploded.
The Cogwerk ports transport union was thought to have disappeared, the entire union. When an investigation was launched they were all found eventually under the city in the sewer system. They claimed they were on break
That does it for another edition of Galaxy Gossip, thanks for joining us. See you next time.
Submitted By Pat Willis #224534