We Interrupt the Serial of mycobacter and Drake exploring the uncharted parallel dimension of the Negaverse to bring you this warning. Reports of massive energy fluctuations from several of the gates coinciding with the sudden appearance in regular spacelanes of the mystery vortexes are coming in. There are also anecdotes of an increase in the number of people mysteriously abducted at night. I'm not kidding, I... Aah! What's that.... Oh God no!" There is a hideous roaring squeal as you can hear this sort of crunching then the announcer's body being dragged to somewhere offstage* [A different, somehow disembodied sounding voice resumes the bulletin]: "Do not believe what the pathetic and insolent worm human's mouth tentacles... er I mean I have said.
I was mistaken. There is absolutely nothing more wrong than usual, but if you could be so kind as to hand over your base and station defense codes to this station..." Gunshots are heard this time with a more squelchy noise as a second body is dragged off stage. A third announcer finishes up where the first two had left off. "We'd like to apologize folks, a NoRunner Fanatic had gotten hold of our broadcast frequency for a moment. We've beefed up security and it should not happen again."
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