"Okay people, this is strategy 1.01. in the finer points of formation load-out and tactics". The commander cast his eyes over the seated rookies. Every once in a while it became necessary to train and test new applicants for his mercenary force. Many were here to seek glory and acclaim in the free-lance ranks of prestigious hired gun crews. Some applied because the red-tape so often associated with the league teams or corporation clans became too restrictive for them to work within. Then there were the outlaw fighters, who joined the mercenary groups to hide from outstanding bounties placed upon them for various offenses, be they unorthodox and illegal tactics during combat, illegal weaponry and equipment usage in the arena, and many other felonies against the strictly policed circuit regulations.
The commander did not ask questions about a fighter's background. He cared about one thing alone; Ability. If a potential recruit to his ranks stuck to his rules and requisites, and gave his best on the field, then he cared nothing for personal issues.
"Today I want you all to pay attention and, hopefully, take something from this tutorial which you can apply to your squads. It will keep you alive. It will save you expense, time, un-necessary effort, and more importantly your lives". He switched on the briefing room viewer and pointed to the statistics chart it showed. "From the information you can see it is clear at the lower end of the scale that junior fighters place quite a bit of store in high end auto-repair. This is fine when you are duking it out with opponents who are low level and fielding weaponry that is unlikely to take out your craft in one shot. The auto-repair will deal with low end damage and keep you in play long enough to get your kills. Not such a bad thing. There is where the method ends". The commander changed the view file. "Here you can see comparative stats for the higher level areas of combat. Your opponents are now blasting away with some serious hardware. Their weapons are now very capable of working with increased equipment facilities. They are harder hitting and the critical hit factor is significant. If you are still forsaking faster power units in favour of high end auto-repair then you are opening the door for a lethal blow.
In the upper leagues you MUST beat your enemy to the punch. If not, your tech will make minor repairs right up until your quicker foe gets that one shot kill, and BANG! You are out of the game and into the nearest morgue. Speed kills. It's an old adage that rings as true today as it did many centuries ago". The commander paused for emphasis, and looked hard into the eyes of the 'wreckage jockeys', a term his veterans used for all new aspiring 'green as grass' novices.
He cleared his throat and took a long pull from a bottle of sour mash whiskey placed openly on the nearby chart table. The viewer changed once more and the grizzled senior officer turned his scarred face towards it. "Another serious f**k up that many slow thinking pilots lean towards is this; Mech placement. Gods alone know how many times I have run up against some idiot who thinks that sticking his best mechs and better gear right up front to smash an early victory will win the day. F***ing WRONG!!! The higher up the ranks you get, the more approved formation slots you have. The five-mech ranks begin at the rear, so if you have a five mech rating then you want a solid wall of death waiting for anyone unlucky enough to reach. IF your best gear is in the front, then for it to be effective it needs to smash your opponent's entire squad. This means it will take damage earlier. If your enemy has row upon row of quality metal under his hand then your better stuff will be pounded into dust early on. You will find that all important 5 mech wall of yours, stupidly fitted out with your last chance hardware, will get bitch-slapped of the terra firma. You will cry. You will hold your head in asinine shame. You will, at best, find me chewing on your nuts for being a pillock. You will, more commonly, find yourself DEAD"!
The veteran let this sink in for a second or two before continuing. "Use your head. Get your weaker units up front. Give them your pick and mix softer weapons. Work from the front to the rear. As your opponent chomps through your lines, make the ba**ard work for it. Front to back, getting tougher and tougher until, just as he thinks he has your number, you unleash that final rank of the best hardware you can throw at him. Let him burn out working through then drop the hammer and maul him to death with your elite line. Crush his hopes and wipe him off the map. He will hate you. He will feel robbed of victory. YOU will take home the spoils". He finished with a defiant tone of cruel exaltation. He surveyed the new faces and prided himself tat there were mutterings of 'Yeah', and good f***ing point'. He saw their keen naivety and almost felt the pull as their collective attentiveness soaked up his words.
Okay, so it was just a brief talk. Yes, it was very different to put it into practice under fire, but, as his own commander told him when he himself was in training; 'preparation and planning prevents a piss poor performance'. Maybe some of them will think him past it or blustering. He knew there were always those who would not learn the easy way. He also knew some would use this information and prosper, perhaps one day leading their own battle clans. Those few were the reason he made such speeches. For those, he was thankful.
He gave one more pull on his bottle and nodded to the recruits. "Boys and girls. You have the building blocks to become wealthy fighters and respected pilots. I hope you take something from this and develop. Do me proud", he breathed. "dismissed".
Submitted by Steve Ross#162076
Galaxy Wide News, Stories, Reviews, & Current Events in the Mecha Galaxy Universe. All Content is Player Submitted.
Saturday, July 5, 2014
Enhanced Senses Equipment Review
This is the next evolution of the Immersive Neural Rig. An augmented reality helmet for pilots of 50-75 ton mecha, it uses biofeedback electrodes to allow the user to directly communicate with his or her mecha and projects an artificial overlay on top of your actual view through the goggles. The helmet itself connects to the Mecha's sensors in the cockpit via a bioptic dongle. The overlay then illuminates targets in a bimodal fashion: You can set it to Active Mode and have data gathered from the sensors stream in a scrolling manner on the overlay to the sides of each lit up target you focus on, or, if you feel like you're having information overload you can switch it to the other mode: Passive Visual. In Passive Visual mode the streaming environmental data is hidden in the background and a simplified view in which only the targets are illuminated takes the forefront.
This helmet gives 8 precision, an increased crit-kill percentage of 3, and a 5% increased chance of double damage. It's priced at 810 Ferrite, 300 Bioptics and 43 Niodes.
Submitted by Mycobacter#712744
This helmet gives 8 precision, an increased crit-kill percentage of 3, and a 5% increased chance of double damage. It's priced at 810 Ferrite, 300 Bioptics and 43 Niodes.
Submitted by Mycobacter#712744
Friday, July 4, 2014
Power Array Equipment Review
60-80 ton Mecha can use this particular electric engine. It uses components made possible through advances in modern nanocomputing to give a +6 boost in speed, 10% increase boost in laser damage, 8% increase in fire shielding, 6% increase in laser shielding and a 2% increase in chance for triple damage.
A Power Relay will cost you 1456 Ferrite, 925 Bioptics, and 39 Niodes.
Submitted by Mycobacter # 712744
A Power Relay will cost you 1456 Ferrite, 925 Bioptics, and 39 Niodes.
Submitted by Mycobacter # 712744
Bunnies On the March
Rumors out of Illyran space of a purchase of a new Clan hold for the Defenders of Bunny are true! Long time residents of Misery in Shogunate territory, this rumored move led to commodity prices spiking with the assumption of instability along a shifting border. Speculators are going to be taking a bath on this one, the Bunnies are not moving, they are dividing!
The Defenders of Bunny have launched a new division under longtime Snavurm wrangler and all around Jungle Moon enthusiast Bolverk Borson. The Avengers of Bunny will remain in the Bunny family. It looks like all that time with the Smurfs has rubbed off on the Bunnies, and they are our newest Clan Family. Good luck to the Defenders, and the Avengers of Bunny.
John T Mainer 28840
The Defenders of Bunny have launched a new division under longtime Snavurm wrangler and all around Jungle Moon enthusiast Bolverk Borson. The Avengers of Bunny will remain in the Bunny family. It looks like all that time with the Smurfs has rubbed off on the Bunnies, and they are our newest Clan Family. Good luck to the Defenders, and the Avengers of Bunny.
John T Mainer 28840
Thursday, July 3, 2014
Omnigrav Rotational Equipment Review
This is an engine for light and medium weight division mecha that are between 20-40 tons and it uses advanced physics concepts to gyroscopically provide power, trading some of the speed found in the Cogwerk Micro, Block Charge and Wankel Rotary type engines for a 2% increased chance of double damage. It gives a speed boost of +18 and costs 249 Ferrite, 160 Bioptics and 33 Crystal.
Submitted by Mycobacter#712744
Submitted by Mycobacter#712744
In Back Of The Fridge
I meet my editor for Vitridian Elixirs at a bar in Hegemony space. Patrick Willis of Black Watch is a guy I’ve done freelance work for for awhile now. Over the course of writing for him I’ve gone some pretty strange places to get a good story for the Galaxy Gathering. It and the Asterion News Network pay Niodes to citizen journalists within the Mecha Galaxy for scoops, an opportunity which to put it bluntly appealed to my mercenary sensibilities. The places I’ve gone to get those stories have ranged from gate jumps to faraway planets to munitions plants and the laboratories of mad scientists. An expert on ice weapons in his own right, Patrick as it turns out was one of the people who were key in development of the Frigis mecha. I figured an interview with my boss on the mecha which he’d been instrumental in developing was long overdue.
“Pat, I heard you’re one of the minds to the think tank that put together the Frigis mech” I say to him as I take a swig from my drink.
He knows I recently got back from an investigative gig where Drake Novum and I were doing a little detective work to find out things for Star Factories at one Dr. Osprey’s old labs on one of the many worlds Star Factories owned property on. Warehouse planets.The largest maker of mecha in colonized Space was able to afford that many holdings.
I’m aware that my editor has many contacts and among those can be counted even the elusive Game Craftsmen. It makes for an impressive list, so it really shouldn’t be too surprising then that he knows people in Star Factories. It was in no small part due to his connections I got the okay from them to check out Osprey’s lab in the first place.
“Now other than size, since the Frigis is almost the biggest Ice Mecha to date (second only to the Jottun), what else can you say sets it apart from say, other ice mecha?” I ask.
“Well, the customization options really I feel set it apart. You can set one up with the proper equipment and run an Ice monster that does well into the hundreds plus ice damage. I run two at present one set for Ice and laser damage (the primary focus of the machines), as well as one set up purely for fire damage. Not as impressive as ice admittedly but still will stop a mech once a hit with the freeze potential.” He replied.
“Interesting” I admit taking a few notes.
“Pat, could you tell me, what exactly had you at the Sigiss-6 colony, if you don’t mind my asking? Seems like kind of an out of the way place to go.”
“I was hunting down a story on the troubles people were facing and got there in time to see them push back the pirates who were raiding the colony. I smelled a story and stuck around long enough to get the tech manual down and see what Star Factories was going to do with it. Needless to say they were impressed and production began almost immediately.” He takes a drink and looks over the room.
“There’s that famous journalistic instinct! Can I get you a refill on that elixir?”
“Sure would love one, don’t know about famous but yeah some instinct is needed for this job.”
I tip the cocktail waitress enough credits that she stays attentive to our section of the bar.
“Also, word on the street is you’ve got yourself a fairly extensive mecha collection.”
“Extensive, well I don’t know maybe at one point yes. At present now I just run 70 tons and above. Although I do like mechs of import, ones that make the news and have historical relevance. So I do try and collect those as best I can. Costs a mountain of credits and enough Niodes to buy a world sometimes to get them in working order but yeah I am proud of what I have to date.”
“I’ve heard that in your collection you’ve got one of the famous Dilaphos from a past war, Dr. Osprey’s actual prototype Sever and the first Jadoon.”
“Yep I have managed those in the past, many many hours of scouring the galaxy and not an insubstantial amount of bribes but I own them now. Although the Sever is just a rumor, granted one I don't discourage for publicity reasons, but a rumor none the less.”
“Have you ever considered entering them in one of the mech shows? I used to participate in a Hoplite modders club.”
“Thought about it a time or two but when weighed against the cost of shipping them all, and the possibility of them being stolen...well I just couldn’t. Although I’ll send them into combat without thinking twice.”
“Huh, again interesting. Hey Pat, what do you make about Clan Wars XVI? People are excited about that one. Especially since Fifteen was pretty extreme.”
“ Clan Wars are good and they get better all the time. Although there have been rumors that soon we will be seeing a change to the format and possible dissolution of clans to allow for more even division line ups. I personally loved faction wars more than Clan Wars, but everything has its place. Each clan War sees bigger and better opponents than the last and it is all exciting for a pilot to be sure. Each one also brings new releases in weapons and equipment so that is always something to be excited about!”
Looking At Patrick’s medal collection, the Faction War Trophies can attest to that.
“I was thinking, maybe we could do a sportscast of it?”
“Love to! Any and all are more than welcome but yes definitely!” He hands over a press security pass to Galaxy Gathering main office suites.
“Well thanks Chief. I got a few people to agree to sponsor it, although my contacts aren’t as extensive as yours. MechWax and Talbus Arms want in on advertising during it.”
“The more the merrier! We always love sponsors.”
“Think you can get some of the Game Craftsmen clan on board?” I ask him, curious.
“Hmm, I may be able to they are a secretive bunch to be honest, kind of spooky at times, but just maybe it would be possible to swing something.”
“I bet if we promise them confidentiality they might pop out of the woodwork. I know Drake opened up when I told him his location could stay secret.”
“Well best I can do is try I like to think they are approachable but who knows, they could surprise me, no promises though. I will try.”
“True!” I say, setting down my now empty tankard. “Well, other than that, I think, this will look to be an interesting program regardless of who sponsors it. It beats getting crapped on by rare monsters in jungle planets, although, I’ll go anywhere to give decent coverage, as you well know by now.”
“Honestly I don’t know how you do it! Most of those places would have me getting my mechs in gear to haul tail out of there. But you have proven yourself time and time again in my books that is for certain.”
I laugh a little. “When I was interviewing Drake he did a test on my skin. Turns out that the mixture of bacteria and Forerunner genes makes a sort of natural mild repellent for a bunch of creatures. That might have to do with it some.”
“Well however it is done all I can say is it is well received by the masses who are our readers and I love the hell out of the reports. Although I would keep an eye on that Drake guy, after all ethics is not his strong point and some day you could be facing a clone army of yourself.”
“Thanks boss. Yeah, I know but I figure since I’m the original I won’t have to worry too much. I’ll just cross that bridge when I get there. So, speaking of interviews, isn’t Deborah our usual rep for clan segments?”
“Yes she is she helps with the pre and post war Clan Wars interviews, send in various equipment reviews from across the stars and is constantly roaming around to find new and interesting folks to talk to. Gets expensive at times but well worth it, she is also a hell of a fighter in her own right”
“I know she’s been busy lately Pat but you think you could pull some strings to get her for our program covering Clan Wars XVI?”
“I can certainly comm her for it and have her patched in from the front if I have to.”
“I think that might draw in more readers. Well, this started out about the Frigis so to wrap things up, I know your personal one is named the Frozen Dream. Any tips about 80 ton mecha you’d give to aspiring huge weight division pilots out there?” Myco asks.
“Best I can say is never be afraid to spend! You get out of your mechs only what you put in. If you toss in only crystal gear and weapons you will only get crystal results back and be so so. Toss in niode gear mixed with crystal and your chances improve greatly. Toss in Niode only and wow you can have a fast, deadly mech, with more potential than you realized. Frozen Dream is a good example she can do at present +114% ice damage with 107% freeze on her shots for ice weapons that is great but it also extends over to her other weapons as well. “
“Truly cool” I say, with some goosebumps. “Well, thanks for taking some time out for this interview Patrick.”
“Thanks for having me Myco, really looking forward to seeing more of your work in the future and seeing great things from you in the arena. Best of luck and happy hunting.”
Consummate professional, to the last.
Submitted by Mycobacter #712744, Patrick Willis #224534
“Pat, I heard you’re one of the minds to the think tank that put together the Frigis mech” I say to him as I take a swig from my drink.
He knows I recently got back from an investigative gig where Drake Novum and I were doing a little detective work to find out things for Star Factories at one Dr. Osprey’s old labs on one of the many worlds Star Factories owned property on. Warehouse planets.The largest maker of mecha in colonized Space was able to afford that many holdings.
I’m aware that my editor has many contacts and among those can be counted even the elusive Game Craftsmen. It makes for an impressive list, so it really shouldn’t be too surprising then that he knows people in Star Factories. It was in no small part due to his connections I got the okay from them to check out Osprey’s lab in the first place.
“Now other than size, since the Frigis is almost the biggest Ice Mecha to date (second only to the Jottun), what else can you say sets it apart from say, other ice mecha?” I ask.
“Well, the customization options really I feel set it apart. You can set one up with the proper equipment and run an Ice monster that does well into the hundreds plus ice damage. I run two at present one set for Ice and laser damage (the primary focus of the machines), as well as one set up purely for fire damage. Not as impressive as ice admittedly but still will stop a mech once a hit with the freeze potential.” He replied.
“Interesting” I admit taking a few notes.
“Pat, could you tell me, what exactly had you at the Sigiss-6 colony, if you don’t mind my asking? Seems like kind of an out of the way place to go.”
“I was hunting down a story on the troubles people were facing and got there in time to see them push back the pirates who were raiding the colony. I smelled a story and stuck around long enough to get the tech manual down and see what Star Factories was going to do with it. Needless to say they were impressed and production began almost immediately.” He takes a drink and looks over the room.
“There’s that famous journalistic instinct! Can I get you a refill on that elixir?”
“Sure would love one, don’t know about famous but yeah some instinct is needed for this job.”
I tip the cocktail waitress enough credits that she stays attentive to our section of the bar.
“Also, word on the street is you’ve got yourself a fairly extensive mecha collection.”
“Extensive, well I don’t know maybe at one point yes. At present now I just run 70 tons and above. Although I do like mechs of import, ones that make the news and have historical relevance. So I do try and collect those as best I can. Costs a mountain of credits and enough Niodes to buy a world sometimes to get them in working order but yeah I am proud of what I have to date.”
“I’ve heard that in your collection you’ve got one of the famous Dilaphos from a past war, Dr. Osprey’s actual prototype Sever and the first Jadoon.”
“Yep I have managed those in the past, many many hours of scouring the galaxy and not an insubstantial amount of bribes but I own them now. Although the Sever is just a rumor, granted one I don't discourage for publicity reasons, but a rumor none the less.”
“Have you ever considered entering them in one of the mech shows? I used to participate in a Hoplite modders club.”
“Thought about it a time or two but when weighed against the cost of shipping them all, and the possibility of them being stolen...well I just couldn’t. Although I’ll send them into combat without thinking twice.”
“Huh, again interesting. Hey Pat, what do you make about Clan Wars XVI? People are excited about that one. Especially since Fifteen was pretty extreme.”
“ Clan Wars are good and they get better all the time. Although there have been rumors that soon we will be seeing a change to the format and possible dissolution of clans to allow for more even division line ups. I personally loved faction wars more than Clan Wars, but everything has its place. Each clan War sees bigger and better opponents than the last and it is all exciting for a pilot to be sure. Each one also brings new releases in weapons and equipment so that is always something to be excited about!”
Looking At Patrick’s medal collection, the Faction War Trophies can attest to that.
“I was thinking, maybe we could do a sportscast of it?”
“Love to! Any and all are more than welcome but yes definitely!” He hands over a press security pass to Galaxy Gathering main office suites.
“Well thanks Chief. I got a few people to agree to sponsor it, although my contacts aren’t as extensive as yours. MechWax and Talbus Arms want in on advertising during it.”
“The more the merrier! We always love sponsors.”
“Think you can get some of the Game Craftsmen clan on board?” I ask him, curious.
“Hmm, I may be able to they are a secretive bunch to be honest, kind of spooky at times, but just maybe it would be possible to swing something.”
“I bet if we promise them confidentiality they might pop out of the woodwork. I know Drake opened up when I told him his location could stay secret.”
“Well best I can do is try I like to think they are approachable but who knows, they could surprise me, no promises though. I will try.”
“True!” I say, setting down my now empty tankard. “Well, other than that, I think, this will look to be an interesting program regardless of who sponsors it. It beats getting crapped on by rare monsters in jungle planets, although, I’ll go anywhere to give decent coverage, as you well know by now.”
“Honestly I don’t know how you do it! Most of those places would have me getting my mechs in gear to haul tail out of there. But you have proven yourself time and time again in my books that is for certain.”
I laugh a little. “When I was interviewing Drake he did a test on my skin. Turns out that the mixture of bacteria and Forerunner genes makes a sort of natural mild repellent for a bunch of creatures. That might have to do with it some.”
“Well however it is done all I can say is it is well received by the masses who are our readers and I love the hell out of the reports. Although I would keep an eye on that Drake guy, after all ethics is not his strong point and some day you could be facing a clone army of yourself.”
“Thanks boss. Yeah, I know but I figure since I’m the original I won’t have to worry too much. I’ll just cross that bridge when I get there. So, speaking of interviews, isn’t Deborah our usual rep for clan segments?”
“Yes she is she helps with the pre and post war Clan Wars interviews, send in various equipment reviews from across the stars and is constantly roaming around to find new and interesting folks to talk to. Gets expensive at times but well worth it, she is also a hell of a fighter in her own right”
“I know she’s been busy lately Pat but you think you could pull some strings to get her for our program covering Clan Wars XVI?”
“I can certainly comm her for it and have her patched in from the front if I have to.”
“I think that might draw in more readers. Well, this started out about the Frigis so to wrap things up, I know your personal one is named the Frozen Dream. Any tips about 80 ton mecha you’d give to aspiring huge weight division pilots out there?” Myco asks.
“Best I can say is never be afraid to spend! You get out of your mechs only what you put in. If you toss in only crystal gear and weapons you will only get crystal results back and be so so. Toss in niode gear mixed with crystal and your chances improve greatly. Toss in Niode only and wow you can have a fast, deadly mech, with more potential than you realized. Frozen Dream is a good example she can do at present +114% ice damage with 107% freeze on her shots for ice weapons that is great but it also extends over to her other weapons as well. “
“Truly cool” I say, with some goosebumps. “Well, thanks for taking some time out for this interview Patrick.”
“Thanks for having me Myco, really looking forward to seeing more of your work in the future and seeing great things from you in the arena. Best of luck and happy hunting.”
Consummate professional, to the last.
Submitted by Mycobacter #712744, Patrick Willis #224534
Post Clan War Interview With Sade Abbadon
The CWs have ended and raids are over, Deborah Roaché-Hudak here with Sade Abaddon #282765 of 1st Kearney Highlanders in a post CW interview. Thanks for joining me.
Sade: Hello Deb!
Deb: Things have settled down, clans are unlocked and some shifting already, how would you compare CWs to the previous FWs?
Sade: Well the FW was a neat experience, and something I'd like to repeat but not soon. And do things differently of course. The last CW went rather off kilter for us in the 1st Kearney Highlanders.
Deb: The divisions are always changing as players levels do. Would you offer any suggestions for change?
Sade: To the whole CW dynamic? I can't think of a way to resolve that issue. The divisions are something that many clans try to manipulate but is really a beast of it's own.
Deb: When BCDC doesn't count the lowest level or the top as in the past, it also affects everything, wondered why not count everyone by now. How did your raid go?
Sade: In my opinion all players should be counted, period. The raid went great for me with the last CW, all team members got fairly even kills and most got mechs. As far as the FW raid went, well I got a mecha, but there were some issues with fairness regarding other clans that joined for the event.
Deb: Not knowing there was a kill limit until day 3 was a big issue. Bad enough to now know what prizes you are fighting for but to get that monkey wrench thrown in was just Evil Santa like. Did you have any waves that were overwhelming? Some clans went through multiple tries to take down 1 mecha at a time in the difficult waves.
Sade: Well I don't want to really say much about that for personal reasons, but I'll say in the raid that I got there wasn't a single attack that got me below 97%... I know a lot struggled but I got an easy sweep.
Deb: Good deal. Is there anything you'd like to add?
Sade: Well I'd like to say that some resolutions need to be made for division 1 just to keep consistency for the other divisions.
Deb: My pleasure. Look forward to seeing you in the next CWs, until then I bid you safe travels and successful battles.
Sade: Thank you for your time Deb
Submitted by Deborah Roaché-Hudak#289133
Sade: Hello Deb!
Deb: Things have settled down, clans are unlocked and some shifting already, how would you compare CWs to the previous FWs?
Sade: Well the FW was a neat experience, and something I'd like to repeat but not soon. And do things differently of course. The last CW went rather off kilter for us in the 1st Kearney Highlanders.
Deb: The divisions are always changing as players levels do. Would you offer any suggestions for change?
Sade: To the whole CW dynamic? I can't think of a way to resolve that issue. The divisions are something that many clans try to manipulate but is really a beast of it's own.
Deb: When BCDC doesn't count the lowest level or the top as in the past, it also affects everything, wondered why not count everyone by now. How did your raid go?
Sade: In my opinion all players should be counted, period. The raid went great for me with the last CW, all team members got fairly even kills and most got mechs. As far as the FW raid went, well I got a mecha, but there were some issues with fairness regarding other clans that joined for the event.
Deb: Not knowing there was a kill limit until day 3 was a big issue. Bad enough to now know what prizes you are fighting for but to get that monkey wrench thrown in was just Evil Santa like. Did you have any waves that were overwhelming? Some clans went through multiple tries to take down 1 mecha at a time in the difficult waves.
Sade: Well I don't want to really say much about that for personal reasons, but I'll say in the raid that I got there wasn't a single attack that got me below 97%... I know a lot struggled but I got an easy sweep.
Deb: Good deal. Is there anything you'd like to add?
Sade: Well I'd like to say that some resolutions need to be made for division 1 just to keep consistency for the other divisions.
Deb: My pleasure. Look forward to seeing you in the next CWs, until then I bid you safe travels and successful battles.
Sade: Thank you for your time Deb
Submitted by Deborah Roaché-Hudak#289133
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Runaway Mech: The Bird And The Boxer
The Galactic Senate says we are responsible. Fine then, the responsible thing is to clean up the mess. A rogue AI using some of Drake’s battle algorithm software and my biologically engineered wetware had “gained sentience” and was rampaging through a town on some backwater world. I think neither Drake nor I had intended for our research to be used in such a way. I fired up Eagle II and made the gate jump. When I got there Drake was already there in one of his Antithesis mecha, scoping out the landscape. It was bad. Just how bad though was worse than we ever could have expected. The biological and technological had fused together into a sort of literal “worm virus” self-replicating bioptic derived delivery platform people were calling Wyrm. That meant it could infect other mecha too and cause them to “act wild.” I’d come up with a chemical solution to slow the bug down and Drake had an antivirus ready. We combined them into a type of rocket cannon and were going to use this exotic weapon to do our extermination. Fortunately for us the planet was quarantined so this virus hadn’t had opportunity to spread to other worlds.
Drake’s com signal comes through, “Are you sure we need to destroy it? It seems so beautiful and destructive. I can’t help but feel sad at the thought of destroying such a happy accident. The Wyrm has even managed to synthesize my Ragnarok formula, it’s so “smart” it makes me so proud.”
The mecha zombie botnet was apparently operating using a hive intelligence to adapt. It was very comparable to the hierarchy of social insects… which meant there had to be a queen.
This turned out to be the first infected Mecha, a black and red Torrent. It was easy to distinguish the infected mecha because they had matching red and black lines creeping along their hulls interrupting their normal paint jobs the same colors as the Queen.
Inside Eagle II’s cockpit I shake my head. I like working with Drake but obviously he and I have some differences in our views on ethics. Then an idea comes to me.
“I kind of know what you mean, but the authorities have quarantined the place. Said if we don’t deal with it they’ll shut down our labs. A protracted war with governments isn’t my idea of a good time, so…” I say, firing Envelopers and Blizzard Rays altered to use my solvent at a small squadron of mutated Cindron and Orester mecha directly in front of me. “On the other hand, they didn’t say you couldn’t keep a sample of the virus for future study.”
“The governments would need to find my labs, but that’s besides the point. Gathering samples of the virus so I can truly get to know it that does appeal to me, and I can test out some more of my new inventions as we go. Win, win.”
There’s a sonic boom from the overhauled cannons and Rail-guns of Drake’s Antithesis as he punches his way through rows of several infected Bishops that are intermittently dotted by a few Rooks. His mecha easily dwarfs my Sever being about 15 tons heavier than it. The mechanical martial artist is by no means slow though, and that is something to remember.
“Remind me if we come out of this alive, that next time I want to build something self-adapting it should be dumb as a rock!”
Drake’s laugh comes over the comms,”Yeah, that’s probably best, don’t need the experiments to outsmart us as they kill us.” Drake fires his rail cannons followed by a volley from his rail guns.
As we fight through infected mutant mecha trying to make our way to the queen, small silver-gray parasitic Wyrms shriek out carrion calls from their dragon shaped heads while scurrying with their centipede like bodies from the holes we’ve blasted.
At the time, before this all had happened self-installing bioptic cables honestly seemed like a good idea. It promised to speed up mecha, equipment and weapon production considerably. Who would have guessed that with exposure to the right (or “wrong”) particular corrupted glitch form of an AI that the two could merge, creating these… things? Infected Fides and Megazomes swarm all over Eagle, forcing me to dismiss the thought and evasively cut a swathe through them with her Duboce lasers.
A note of urgency enters Drake’s voice, “Did they just suddenly develop projectile shields? cause my shots are suddenly doing less damage.”
“Crap!” I switch back to ice and as I do realize there is steam coming from arctic shields too.
“Looks like it. I think we’re going to have to work fast.” A much larger boom rattles the landscape. Oh crud, these are the alpha male drones now. The other mecha were just workers.
“Time to switch tactics!” Drake flips a switch, his Antithesis switches engines from his dark matter converter to its Caged Singularity, his I.C.E Targeting and S.M.A.S.H. 8 locking onto the Alpha. He fires Shrieking Pain, followed by Hail to pay, then his mag chain, galaxy eye, and tesla missiles. “Take that you beastie!”
I half-jokingly suggest to Drake that I bet he’d probably like to make a weaponized version of the Wyrms as I see him battling a particularly aggressive Dreadnought that has deformed and warped itself to have a Nakshi looking face grown over the regular cockpit. That’s very ...not normal.
“Yes I would like a weaponized version, heck one that I could incorporate into a few clones would be nice too, but once this Dreadnaught is out of my way I think we should do something about the alphas and queen.”
“I can be a distraction to the queen. Eagle likes fighting but I think tackling it head on I wouldn’t make it. Ever since those tweaks you gave her AI my mecha behaves a whole lot more like a pet… not that I’m complaining, mind ya!”
“My AI is being a pain and firing at that queen while I’m forced to deal with these mechs in front of me.” Drake laughs
“I think I can help you there, I got Eagle some new toys” I tell Drake, unloading the two, new very shiny underslung Ferrite Storm cannons and a matching pair of toe-mounted Le Royal Booms all integrated by her CAL9000 CPU on the front liners.
I’m hoping that with a combined assault using different weapon types the infected mecha won’t know which attacks to respond against first. Drake’s a clever fella, and through his observation a weakness became apparent. He and I have different enough fighting styles that the infected mecha seem to be getting confused.
Rapidly switching weapons coming from either mech at any time does cut through most of the Alphas with relative ease opening a path to the Queen, now for the distraction and the surprise Drake had made for this moment.
I do my part and through an Enhanced Senses helmet while fiddling with Betrus dials explain to my Mecha what she can do to help. “Okay Eagle, like we practiced, do the battle cry” Eagle II opens her beak and shrieks, firing her one Galaxy Eye off at nothing in particular.
Drake’s mech goes full speed mode to get in close to the Torrent. The “queen” was truly a work of art to Drake a shame to destroy really, but she was not exactly doing what he wanted anyways so might as well get his samples and start new experiments. He throws the switch and his mech punches straight into the mech at full strength. No weapon just a flat out attack that it wouldn’t expect and then Drake flipped another switch and the fists glow with the antivirus as he pounds again into the queen. He falls back unleashing six shooters into the legs of the queen and as they hit they explode as if each projectile also had an explosive charge embedded within.
From the Sever I look out and it appears Drake is going to use a modified Poison Dart as the delivery vector for the cure? But these seem much larger.
The explosions throw a mist into the area around the queen. “Ha, knew that would work airborne nano-bio-chemical acid I devised to react with the antivirus on the molecular level.”
I struggle through a patch of signal interference “Drake, should I unleash my rockets too yet?” They aren’t as elegant as Drake’s but in a crude way ought to still work.
As he asks, Eagle’s AI was already targeting and signalling to fire, eager for the kill.
After launching the antivirus missiles we look around at the wreckage. “Hey Drake, Eagle and I got you a present.” I transmit over a schematic of one of the Wyrms as best as I could analyze it with the enhanced senses and computers in my cockpit and also zip transfer a file with my original self-installing bioptic composition I’d initially tried to work with. I knew he probably was disappointed at not having a live one so this was the next best thing.
“Thank you, I got a present for you too.” The plans for his projectile missiles that he used on the queen appear on the dash. “You never know when you might need a little extra firepower.”
“Wow. That’s much sleeker and deadlier than… you’re gonna laugh but all I’d thrown together was I hollowed out a plutocracy removed most of its core and loaded the rest of the space with antivirus suspension.”
A chuckle comes from Drake, “Simple but elegant I always end up complicating my inventions.” The genuine mirth and comradery of Drake’s comments apparent.
“Pfft, probably just beginner’s luck” I say dismissively about my approach.
“Like my Antithesis’s fist, your missiles probably didn’t register as an attack so they couldn’t shield against it like they kept trying with our other weapons. And never scoff at luck some of my best inventions came from unexpected results” Drake laughs again.
“Well, to be totally honest I basically took an old Earth design from the 20th Century called a SCUD and machined it with what was at hand. I hope they don’t expect us to clean up all this techno-organic antiviral goo on top of everything else.” I throw that out there as Eagle preens.
“I’ll have the clones do it if they do.” Drake collects a few samples his eyes twinkling at the thought of experiments to come.
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Drake’s com signal comes through, “Are you sure we need to destroy it? It seems so beautiful and destructive. I can’t help but feel sad at the thought of destroying such a happy accident. The Wyrm has even managed to synthesize my Ragnarok formula, it’s so “smart” it makes me so proud.”
The mecha zombie botnet was apparently operating using a hive intelligence to adapt. It was very comparable to the hierarchy of social insects… which meant there had to be a queen.
This turned out to be the first infected Mecha, a black and red Torrent. It was easy to distinguish the infected mecha because they had matching red and black lines creeping along their hulls interrupting their normal paint jobs the same colors as the Queen.
Inside Eagle II’s cockpit I shake my head. I like working with Drake but obviously he and I have some differences in our views on ethics. Then an idea comes to me.
“I kind of know what you mean, but the authorities have quarantined the place. Said if we don’t deal with it they’ll shut down our labs. A protracted war with governments isn’t my idea of a good time, so…” I say, firing Envelopers and Blizzard Rays altered to use my solvent at a small squadron of mutated Cindron and Orester mecha directly in front of me. “On the other hand, they didn’t say you couldn’t keep a sample of the virus for future study.”
“The governments would need to find my labs, but that’s besides the point. Gathering samples of the virus so I can truly get to know it that does appeal to me, and I can test out some more of my new inventions as we go. Win, win.”
There’s a sonic boom from the overhauled cannons and Rail-guns of Drake’s Antithesis as he punches his way through rows of several infected Bishops that are intermittently dotted by a few Rooks. His mecha easily dwarfs my Sever being about 15 tons heavier than it. The mechanical martial artist is by no means slow though, and that is something to remember.
“Remind me if we come out of this alive, that next time I want to build something self-adapting it should be dumb as a rock!”
Drake’s laugh comes over the comms,”Yeah, that’s probably best, don’t need the experiments to outsmart us as they kill us.” Drake fires his rail cannons followed by a volley from his rail guns.
As we fight through infected mutant mecha trying to make our way to the queen, small silver-gray parasitic Wyrms shriek out carrion calls from their dragon shaped heads while scurrying with their centipede like bodies from the holes we’ve blasted.
At the time, before this all had happened self-installing bioptic cables honestly seemed like a good idea. It promised to speed up mecha, equipment and weapon production considerably. Who would have guessed that with exposure to the right (or “wrong”) particular corrupted glitch form of an AI that the two could merge, creating these… things? Infected Fides and Megazomes swarm all over Eagle, forcing me to dismiss the thought and evasively cut a swathe through them with her Duboce lasers.
A note of urgency enters Drake’s voice, “Did they just suddenly develop projectile shields? cause my shots are suddenly doing less damage.”
“Crap!” I switch back to ice and as I do realize there is steam coming from arctic shields too.
“Looks like it. I think we’re going to have to work fast.” A much larger boom rattles the landscape. Oh crud, these are the alpha male drones now. The other mecha were just workers.
“Time to switch tactics!” Drake flips a switch, his Antithesis switches engines from his dark matter converter to its Caged Singularity, his I.C.E Targeting and S.M.A.S.H. 8 locking onto the Alpha. He fires Shrieking Pain, followed by Hail to pay, then his mag chain, galaxy eye, and tesla missiles. “Take that you beastie!”
I half-jokingly suggest to Drake that I bet he’d probably like to make a weaponized version of the Wyrms as I see him battling a particularly aggressive Dreadnought that has deformed and warped itself to have a Nakshi looking face grown over the regular cockpit. That’s very ...not normal.
“Yes I would like a weaponized version, heck one that I could incorporate into a few clones would be nice too, but once this Dreadnaught is out of my way I think we should do something about the alphas and queen.”
“I can be a distraction to the queen. Eagle likes fighting but I think tackling it head on I wouldn’t make it. Ever since those tweaks you gave her AI my mecha behaves a whole lot more like a pet… not that I’m complaining, mind ya!”
“My AI is being a pain and firing at that queen while I’m forced to deal with these mechs in front of me.” Drake laughs
“I think I can help you there, I got Eagle some new toys” I tell Drake, unloading the two, new very shiny underslung Ferrite Storm cannons and a matching pair of toe-mounted Le Royal Booms all integrated by her CAL9000 CPU on the front liners.
I’m hoping that with a combined assault using different weapon types the infected mecha won’t know which attacks to respond against first. Drake’s a clever fella, and through his observation a weakness became apparent. He and I have different enough fighting styles that the infected mecha seem to be getting confused.
Rapidly switching weapons coming from either mech at any time does cut through most of the Alphas with relative ease opening a path to the Queen, now for the distraction and the surprise Drake had made for this moment.
I do my part and through an Enhanced Senses helmet while fiddling with Betrus dials explain to my Mecha what she can do to help. “Okay Eagle, like we practiced, do the battle cry” Eagle II opens her beak and shrieks, firing her one Galaxy Eye off at nothing in particular.
Drake’s mech goes full speed mode to get in close to the Torrent. The “queen” was truly a work of art to Drake a shame to destroy really, but she was not exactly doing what he wanted anyways so might as well get his samples and start new experiments. He throws the switch and his mech punches straight into the mech at full strength. No weapon just a flat out attack that it wouldn’t expect and then Drake flipped another switch and the fists glow with the antivirus as he pounds again into the queen. He falls back unleashing six shooters into the legs of the queen and as they hit they explode as if each projectile also had an explosive charge embedded within.
From the Sever I look out and it appears Drake is going to use a modified Poison Dart as the delivery vector for the cure? But these seem much larger.
The explosions throw a mist into the area around the queen. “Ha, knew that would work airborne nano-bio-chemical acid I devised to react with the antivirus on the molecular level.”
I struggle through a patch of signal interference “Drake, should I unleash my rockets too yet?” They aren’t as elegant as Drake’s but in a crude way ought to still work.
As he asks, Eagle’s AI was already targeting and signalling to fire, eager for the kill.
After launching the antivirus missiles we look around at the wreckage. “Hey Drake, Eagle and I got you a present.” I transmit over a schematic of one of the Wyrms as best as I could analyze it with the enhanced senses and computers in my cockpit and also zip transfer a file with my original self-installing bioptic composition I’d initially tried to work with. I knew he probably was disappointed at not having a live one so this was the next best thing.
“Thank you, I got a present for you too.” The plans for his projectile missiles that he used on the queen appear on the dash. “You never know when you might need a little extra firepower.”
“Wow. That’s much sleeker and deadlier than… you’re gonna laugh but all I’d thrown together was I hollowed out a plutocracy removed most of its core and loaded the rest of the space with antivirus suspension.”
A chuckle comes from Drake, “Simple but elegant I always end up complicating my inventions.” The genuine mirth and comradery of Drake’s comments apparent.
“Pfft, probably just beginner’s luck” I say dismissively about my approach.
“Like my Antithesis’s fist, your missiles probably didn’t register as an attack so they couldn’t shield against it like they kept trying with our other weapons. And never scoff at luck some of my best inventions came from unexpected results” Drake laughs again.
“Well, to be totally honest I basically took an old Earth design from the 20th Century called a SCUD and machined it with what was at hand. I hope they don’t expect us to clean up all this techno-organic antiviral goo on top of everything else.” I throw that out there as Eagle preens.
“I’ll have the clones do it if they do.” Drake collects a few samples his eyes twinkling at the thought of experiments to come.
Submitted by Mycobacter & Drake Novum Scientist ##712744, #706289
What Happened To Dr. Osprey
An investigation by Drake Novum Scientist and Mycobacter (symbiote/transfected man)
Getting permission from Star Factories to examine Osprey’s old lab was the tricky bit, but also the sane part. The really insane part came next after the paperwork and that was trying to make sense of what was left of his lab notes and journals. Things got weirder from there. As is well known, Dr. Osprey died while still in the middle of carrying out his research. The man never lived to see his greatest mecha up and running past the prototype stage. Official reports say he succumbed to a previously undiagnosed illness. Drake and I were hedging on that what really happened might not have been so straightforward. Was the official statement by the coroner a cover-up? Osprey had requested cremation for his funeral (and that his ashes be scattered over a mountain range populated by his favorite birds) so it wasn’t like we could do a biopsy. This would make any forensics much harder.
There are a number of possibilities for how the late Dr. Osprey could have met his demise. For example, he may have been poisoned by a jealous rival researcher. It could have been cancer from all the years he spent working in contact with various chemicals and radiation. Alternatively, Osprey could have died from complications of a previous self-experiment. I figured with my status as one of the Galaxy’s few if not only living transfected humans that it might give me some insight on if Osprey had been tinkering with modifying his own DNA.
“Drake, you don’t think he may have uploaded his consciousness into a computer, do ya?” I said casually poking at a Betrus Processor covered in a thick coat of dust.
Drake inspects the processor, “If he did, he died very horribly because the processor would have corrupted in moments scattering his consciousness in excruciating oblivion that would have felt like centuries but in actuality would have been no more than half a minute.”
Dinosaur bones assembled into a partially complete skeleton sat in one corner of Osprey’s lab, gathering cobwebs. Notes on modifying Niode musculature to closer emulate bird tendons were piled on the floor next to it. Scattered amongst these notes were a mixture of anatomical drawings of flightless birds and avian predators with engineering calculations.
Drake picks up the notes, pulls out a device and swipes it over the notes; “For later use.” he says as he looks over at Myco.
I run a scanner on the bones. Nothing comes up so far… but then I see a few test tubes in one of the nearby shelves and scan those. It beeps. “He was doing a little basic DNA recombination, but nothing too far out of the ordinary yet.” I go over to a walk-in storage locker and am inspecting the locks when something internally pings.
“Hey wait,... what kind of stuff was Dr. Osprey exactly working with anyway?” I ask Drake, pointing at the gashes through the thick solid metal of the door.
Drake steps forward to exam the metal, he suddenly smiles noticing DNA left on the metal from whatever slashed it. “Give me a moment and I’ll have it identified. Hmmm strange…….” Drake takes a second sample from the door. “Clone come here.” A clone walks up and Drake hands him the vial, “Get this to the lab and have the AI’s begin analyzing it.”
[Note: Bird excrement often has parasites. Maybe one of his attempts at recreating dinosaurs from DNA grabbed from droppings created the disease that killed him off?]
“You getting any biohazard readings from this storage locker Drake?”
“Well now that you mention it yes I am.” Drake smiles, “This is exciting.”
“I think, I’d be willing to wager you that one of the late doctor’s experiments could have gotten the better of him.” I poke a jar after more clones force the door open. The residue is smelly. “Bird droppings, yes?”
“Yes. A rare species indeed only seen on the reserve planet for their protection.” Drake looks at his map of known gate paths, “Wow, he went really out of his way to get this bird. He had to jump through 30 gates to get there.”
“There’s a saying on Old Mars Drake, and it’s that you shouldn’t breathe bird or bat droppings too much for too long.” Beyond the jars further back in the storage is some sort of long decayed carcass of… what though? I poke at it with a metal rod. “See the claws on this one?” Even the maggots are dead.
Drake points at the claws, “See these sacks? I’m betting that they are some kind of venom glands that coat the claws.”
I squint. “If the bird itself was poisonous, then that would explain what killed the grubs. So now I guess that gives us two possible explanations...” I see a chalkboard on the other wall opposite the dead bird and jot them down. “Either the good doctor breathed in a little too much guano, or one of his pets got to him” I suggest, gesturing at the carcass. “It could even have been from a feeding accident.”
Drake walks around behind the chalkboard, “Check this out. These are designs for a new mech, based on that bird…. oh I see…”
I blink, trying to take it in “A Thunderbird?”
Drake smiles, “There are also notes on incorporating the bird’s DNA, quite brilliant he was going to try and make it like the other living mechs, strange…. he planned to hatch it from an egg like the bird and have it grow to full size, that could be quite dangerous it would have behaved more like an animal than a mech….”
“It’s a shame I never got to meet the guy” I shrug kicking a pile of bird skulls. “Still, I bet you Star Factories will pay some good Niode to have an answer finally. And we could use the blueprints as a bargaining chip, right?”
“Correct.” Drake steps back and hears a crunch, he looks down and see’s eggshells…”Were the claw marks in the door from the inside or outside?”
I hastily double check… “Oh, that’s not good. Well there’s good news and bad news” I say, brandishing the pipe from earlier. “If any of those baby mecha did survive, the pile of skulls means they’re cannibals, so we’re just dealing with one.” That’s the good news.
“The bad news, as you might guess is that the one that ate the others would be bigger.”
“How many years has it been since the good doc died?” Drake starts looking out the labs few windows.
“At least a decade I think. Some reptiles can hibernate… I don’t know that birds can.”
In my haste to explore I hadn’t quite noticed before how bad the storage room stunk.
“Maybe we should take pics of these notes and get back to the mechs and gate before further studying them.” Drake reaches into a pouch.
“I uh… agree. Shoot.” Knocked over another pile of avian bones, these ones picked clean all but for a few dried meat shreds/remnants. “Look up. It’s gross.”
Drake opens his comms, “Alright clones time to head out.” He looks up, “Yes… hmm dead for at least 2-3 years I’m thinking…”
“That has got to be the biggest dead buzzard I have ever seen. Smart too, the piles of bones were stacked neatly.”
Silence answers Drake’s comm signal, “Uh guys respond we’re getting out of here.”
“The lobby. I bet they’d be in there. Saw a vidgame console. Only had flight games on it though.” I add, offering Drake the ferrite rod I’d been using to probe the contents of the locker.
Drake declines the rod, “Ah yes… lets go that way…” Drake seems much more reserved and less chatty than usual, his eyes constantly scanning each window as they walk by.
An overwhelming sense of death and decay was pervasive through the entire building.
Strongest in the lockers. I doubted a human scaled gun could stop something as deadly as that bio engineered mech if one was still alive.
“Lobby looks to be shielded” I think of bringing up. The rod clangs against the wall. “Hello?!”
Drake reaches into his back holster and pulls out his personal hand rail gun, he opens it, “Only four rounds but it’ll punch through 10 feet of ferrite with no trouble.”
All I thought of bringing with me was my standard issue Samurai Mecha Shoto blade and a regular pistol. “That’s not bad. You came better prepared than me.” I draw my short sword and sheepishly show him the mod I made to electrify the edge during critical strokes. “Added a pulse taser; I’m not so good at this weapons making stuff. More of an equipment guy.”
“I dabble in a many fields, been at this for awhile and I would get bored if I focused on a single field of expertise. Nice mods for the sword, you should use the micro processor for the power supply it’ll jump the amps up by at least a magnitude of 20.”
“A Micro, eh? Thanks for the tip. I’ll tell my supplier to stock one the next time I order components.”
The clones (at least some of them) were in the lobby. That isn’t a cartridge game they’ve found among the disks though… it’s an AI.
Drake visibly relaxes at the sight of the clones, and his interest in the AI is obvious to see in his demeanor as he walks forward. “So how advanced are you?....”
Loading Catalogue of Dr. Osprey’s research… it says on the screen. Apparently it is a pre-recorded demo brochure for potential investors. “Would you like to know about the latest in avian/archeao-saurian inspired mecha produced in this lab?” it asks through the console speaker. If I didn’t know any better I’d say the AI was a bit bored, having had nothing but the same old files to index and reindex for roughly more than a decade. It seemed excited at the opportunity to jump into explaining what the lab is for and about to an audience for the first time again in so many cycles but also seemed neither to understand nor accept the “new” information that Dr. Osprey is dead.
On cycling through, the last entry in the AI’s database comes up. “Coming soon, the Thunderbird Mecha promises to be a missile and fire based mech that uses actual large bird DNA in its design. For this project, Dr. Osprey has combed the galaxy to selectively breed rare poisonous birds in order to harvest just the right toxins with which to fuel the Thunderbird’s… more unique subsystems.”
Drake loses interest in the AI fairly quickly but does download a copy of the information just in case any relevant material might be found. He tries reaching the remaining clones that were not in the lounge… nothing, “Well I’m not waiting around for them to show up and if they’re already dead I’ll make more, sure not going to join them.” He heads straight for his Antithesis and climbs into the cockpit. He also subtly powers up the weapon systems, just in case.
“Okay, I’ll report it in. Wouldn’t say the mission was a failure but I still found it a bit… disappointing. Oh well… at the very least we have a better idea now what did Dr. Osprey in. Scored a little tech and the pay will be good, so all in all, not that bad.”
As they leave the living mech approaches the lab, the limb of a clone still in its’ maw. The area that would normally house the cockpit slides open revealing the bodiless head of Dr. Osprey. The still living eyes watch the gate close, then the hatch closes around the head and the mech moves on hunting, ever hunting...
Submitted by Mycobacter & Drake Novum Scientist #712744, #706289
Getting permission from Star Factories to examine Osprey’s old lab was the tricky bit, but also the sane part. The really insane part came next after the paperwork and that was trying to make sense of what was left of his lab notes and journals. Things got weirder from there. As is well known, Dr. Osprey died while still in the middle of carrying out his research. The man never lived to see his greatest mecha up and running past the prototype stage. Official reports say he succumbed to a previously undiagnosed illness. Drake and I were hedging on that what really happened might not have been so straightforward. Was the official statement by the coroner a cover-up? Osprey had requested cremation for his funeral (and that his ashes be scattered over a mountain range populated by his favorite birds) so it wasn’t like we could do a biopsy. This would make any forensics much harder.
There are a number of possibilities for how the late Dr. Osprey could have met his demise. For example, he may have been poisoned by a jealous rival researcher. It could have been cancer from all the years he spent working in contact with various chemicals and radiation. Alternatively, Osprey could have died from complications of a previous self-experiment. I figured with my status as one of the Galaxy’s few if not only living transfected humans that it might give me some insight on if Osprey had been tinkering with modifying his own DNA.
“Drake, you don’t think he may have uploaded his consciousness into a computer, do ya?” I said casually poking at a Betrus Processor covered in a thick coat of dust.
Drake inspects the processor, “If he did, he died very horribly because the processor would have corrupted in moments scattering his consciousness in excruciating oblivion that would have felt like centuries but in actuality would have been no more than half a minute.”
Dinosaur bones assembled into a partially complete skeleton sat in one corner of Osprey’s lab, gathering cobwebs. Notes on modifying Niode musculature to closer emulate bird tendons were piled on the floor next to it. Scattered amongst these notes were a mixture of anatomical drawings of flightless birds and avian predators with engineering calculations.
Drake picks up the notes, pulls out a device and swipes it over the notes; “For later use.” he says as he looks over at Myco.
I run a scanner on the bones. Nothing comes up so far… but then I see a few test tubes in one of the nearby shelves and scan those. It beeps. “He was doing a little basic DNA recombination, but nothing too far out of the ordinary yet.” I go over to a walk-in storage locker and am inspecting the locks when something internally pings.
“Hey wait,... what kind of stuff was Dr. Osprey exactly working with anyway?” I ask Drake, pointing at the gashes through the thick solid metal of the door.
Drake steps forward to exam the metal, he suddenly smiles noticing DNA left on the metal from whatever slashed it. “Give me a moment and I’ll have it identified. Hmmm strange…….” Drake takes a second sample from the door. “Clone come here.” A clone walks up and Drake hands him the vial, “Get this to the lab and have the AI’s begin analyzing it.”
[Note: Bird excrement often has parasites. Maybe one of his attempts at recreating dinosaurs from DNA grabbed from droppings created the disease that killed him off?]
“You getting any biohazard readings from this storage locker Drake?”
“Well now that you mention it yes I am.” Drake smiles, “This is exciting.”
“I think, I’d be willing to wager you that one of the late doctor’s experiments could have gotten the better of him.” I poke a jar after more clones force the door open. The residue is smelly. “Bird droppings, yes?”
“Yes. A rare species indeed only seen on the reserve planet for their protection.” Drake looks at his map of known gate paths, “Wow, he went really out of his way to get this bird. He had to jump through 30 gates to get there.”
“There’s a saying on Old Mars Drake, and it’s that you shouldn’t breathe bird or bat droppings too much for too long.” Beyond the jars further back in the storage is some sort of long decayed carcass of… what though? I poke at it with a metal rod. “See the claws on this one?” Even the maggots are dead.
Drake points at the claws, “See these sacks? I’m betting that they are some kind of venom glands that coat the claws.”
I squint. “If the bird itself was poisonous, then that would explain what killed the grubs. So now I guess that gives us two possible explanations...” I see a chalkboard on the other wall opposite the dead bird and jot them down. “Either the good doctor breathed in a little too much guano, or one of his pets got to him” I suggest, gesturing at the carcass. “It could even have been from a feeding accident.”
Drake walks around behind the chalkboard, “Check this out. These are designs for a new mech, based on that bird…. oh I see…”
I blink, trying to take it in “A Thunderbird?”
Drake smiles, “There are also notes on incorporating the bird’s DNA, quite brilliant he was going to try and make it like the other living mechs, strange…. he planned to hatch it from an egg like the bird and have it grow to full size, that could be quite dangerous it would have behaved more like an animal than a mech….”
“It’s a shame I never got to meet the guy” I shrug kicking a pile of bird skulls. “Still, I bet you Star Factories will pay some good Niode to have an answer finally. And we could use the blueprints as a bargaining chip, right?”
“Correct.” Drake steps back and hears a crunch, he looks down and see’s eggshells…”Were the claw marks in the door from the inside or outside?”
I hastily double check… “Oh, that’s not good. Well there’s good news and bad news” I say, brandishing the pipe from earlier. “If any of those baby mecha did survive, the pile of skulls means they’re cannibals, so we’re just dealing with one.” That’s the good news.
“The bad news, as you might guess is that the one that ate the others would be bigger.”
“How many years has it been since the good doc died?” Drake starts looking out the labs few windows.
“At least a decade I think. Some reptiles can hibernate… I don’t know that birds can.”
In my haste to explore I hadn’t quite noticed before how bad the storage room stunk.
“Maybe we should take pics of these notes and get back to the mechs and gate before further studying them.” Drake reaches into a pouch.
“I uh… agree. Shoot.” Knocked over another pile of avian bones, these ones picked clean all but for a few dried meat shreds/remnants. “Look up. It’s gross.”
Drake opens his comms, “Alright clones time to head out.” He looks up, “Yes… hmm dead for at least 2-3 years I’m thinking…”
“That has got to be the biggest dead buzzard I have ever seen. Smart too, the piles of bones were stacked neatly.”
Silence answers Drake’s comm signal, “Uh guys respond we’re getting out of here.”
“The lobby. I bet they’d be in there. Saw a vidgame console. Only had flight games on it though.” I add, offering Drake the ferrite rod I’d been using to probe the contents of the locker.
Drake declines the rod, “Ah yes… lets go that way…” Drake seems much more reserved and less chatty than usual, his eyes constantly scanning each window as they walk by.
An overwhelming sense of death and decay was pervasive through the entire building.
Strongest in the lockers. I doubted a human scaled gun could stop something as deadly as that bio engineered mech if one was still alive.
“Lobby looks to be shielded” I think of bringing up. The rod clangs against the wall. “Hello?!”
Drake reaches into his back holster and pulls out his personal hand rail gun, he opens it, “Only four rounds but it’ll punch through 10 feet of ferrite with no trouble.”
All I thought of bringing with me was my standard issue Samurai Mecha Shoto blade and a regular pistol. “That’s not bad. You came better prepared than me.” I draw my short sword and sheepishly show him the mod I made to electrify the edge during critical strokes. “Added a pulse taser; I’m not so good at this weapons making stuff. More of an equipment guy.”
“I dabble in a many fields, been at this for awhile and I would get bored if I focused on a single field of expertise. Nice mods for the sword, you should use the micro processor for the power supply it’ll jump the amps up by at least a magnitude of 20.”
“A Micro, eh? Thanks for the tip. I’ll tell my supplier to stock one the next time I order components.”
The clones (at least some of them) were in the lobby. That isn’t a cartridge game they’ve found among the disks though… it’s an AI.
Drake visibly relaxes at the sight of the clones, and his interest in the AI is obvious to see in his demeanor as he walks forward. “So how advanced are you?....”
Loading Catalogue of Dr. Osprey’s research… it says on the screen. Apparently it is a pre-recorded demo brochure for potential investors. “Would you like to know about the latest in avian/archeao-saurian inspired mecha produced in this lab?” it asks through the console speaker. If I didn’t know any better I’d say the AI was a bit bored, having had nothing but the same old files to index and reindex for roughly more than a decade. It seemed excited at the opportunity to jump into explaining what the lab is for and about to an audience for the first time again in so many cycles but also seemed neither to understand nor accept the “new” information that Dr. Osprey is dead.
On cycling through, the last entry in the AI’s database comes up. “Coming soon, the Thunderbird Mecha promises to be a missile and fire based mech that uses actual large bird DNA in its design. For this project, Dr. Osprey has combed the galaxy to selectively breed rare poisonous birds in order to harvest just the right toxins with which to fuel the Thunderbird’s… more unique subsystems.”
Drake loses interest in the AI fairly quickly but does download a copy of the information just in case any relevant material might be found. He tries reaching the remaining clones that were not in the lounge… nothing, “Well I’m not waiting around for them to show up and if they’re already dead I’ll make more, sure not going to join them.” He heads straight for his Antithesis and climbs into the cockpit. He also subtly powers up the weapon systems, just in case.
“Okay, I’ll report it in. Wouldn’t say the mission was a failure but I still found it a bit… disappointing. Oh well… at the very least we have a better idea now what did Dr. Osprey in. Scored a little tech and the pay will be good, so all in all, not that bad.”
As they leave the living mech approaches the lab, the limb of a clone still in its’ maw. The area that would normally house the cockpit slides open revealing the bodiless head of Dr. Osprey. The still living eyes watch the gate close, then the hatch closes around the head and the mech moves on hunting, ever hunting...
Submitted by Mycobacter & Drake Novum Scientist #712744, #706289
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
King Of The Playground
Bud Watson was CO of the Junkyard Dogs, heavy metal specialists for hire. Bud had come up as an independent, but learned to take advantage of the weaker Clans when Clan War came, selling the services of his group of heavies for enough to make them even more powerful than they looked.
The Junkyard Dogs ran to Krampus, but the Bud's own Big Dog (Antithesis) and his XO Shayla's "Crazy Legs" (Megazome). They ran heavy gear, and ran over their enemies with a heavy hand. The Clan boys and girls got proddy all the time, running on someone else's rep, but you come up against the Junkyard Dogs, you better be able to lift your leg with the big dogs, or they'd rip it right off. In quiet times, no one thought much about the Junkyard Dogs, but when war whispered, the Clans came calling, willing to pay for the fur and fangs of the Junkyard Dogs for when their pampered poodles weren't enough.
Right now it was King of the Mountain. This was an open event, time for the Junkyard to bag some more silver. Day 4, time to swing in and take the prize. Let the chumps waste their time fighting a hundred times, it only mattered once, and that time would belong to the 'Dogs. On the way, it was good to pick up some walking around money, to work out the kinks, and get a little of the aggression flowing by dropping by and wiping out some of the up and commers. It was a public service; letting the puppies know it was OK to play in the playground, but they can stay off his mountain, or pay the price.
The unit against him looked game. Two lines of Holmes backed a line of Nifthels. The IFF showed them as the Hellhounds. Pampered poodles every one. He had them outnumbered 3:2, but honestly it was at least 2:1 by tons. This was a warm up, this was "swirly for the new kid, and welcome to the playground". Bud's radio flicked on channel 17; the challenge hail.
“This land is defended by the Hellhounds. Withdraw in peace, or prepare to be fired on”
You have got to be kidding me. What were they teaching kids these days? You don’t stand in the way of something like the Junkyard Dogs unless you had big steel behind you, or a set of niode powered balls you need an extra cockpit slot just to have room to store.
“You may be King of this little playground, little Hell-poodle, but you are looking at Kings of the Mountain. Now be a good boy, and surrender, or we won’t just beat you up, we’ll take your lunch money!” Bud laughed at the school yard humor, because the 98# weaklings stacked against him just opened the ball with a wave of missile fire that might just have scratched his paint, if he had bothered touching it up after the last fight. This wouldn’t take long.
The Tesla Missiles that hammered his Antithesis were enough to rock Bud, but not enough to throw off his aim. His Big Bertha cored the big Nifthel in the middle, but a check of his monitors showed that one of his prize Krampus was burning, having caught a Galaxy Eye in one of the cannon power couplers and blown the entire system.
“You stupid son of a Forerunner. You cost me a mech. When I am done on the mountain little poodle, I am going to come back to your playground, and stomp you flat all over again!”
There was a wave of swearing that answered him back, but Bud tuned it out. He muttered to himself loud enough to activate his VOX and broadcast to his lance.
“Stupid little puppies copping an attitude. Who do they think they are?” His XO’s sweet alto surprised him by answering, “They think their tough SOBs who don’t take crap from anyone. They think that anybody who steps into their yard had best be able to lift their leg with the big dogs, or get it chewed right off. They may be lightweights, but those little buggers remind me of us, back when we were slugging it out with those damned Clan stables, and getting crapped on by all the big boys.”
Bud thought about that for a second. How would he have reacted to heavyweights coming in and challenging them on their own turf? Bud laughed. If the little Hell-Poodle was really like him, he would have found an equalizer. Instead, he was going to get pounded twice as hard on the way back, and this time he would take the kids lunch money, just to teach him not to mess with the Junkyard Dogs.
+++Two weeks later+++
It had been another easy top 10 in KOTM. They didn’t try to win, as they didn’t want to advance, and find themselves the new kids, and soft targets on the block. The Junk-Yard Dogs were happy camping where they were between wars, and preying on the foolish.
This KOTM was Chickens of Doom. Most idiots would be running around in Anzu or Red Ants, but his boys and girls were running pure WarHorse; the toughest kit in the under twenty ton range, and fully tricked out.
Coming out the Honshu gate, headed down the Sun-Yat-Sen valley towards the gate to Milos VII, and the tournament, Bud was surprised to hear a challenge on channel 17.
“Junk Yard Dogs; you may be Kings on the Mountain, but you are under dressed for the playground. If you surrender now, we will spare you an ass kicking. We catch you on our playground again, we won’t just take your lunch money, we will take your damned lunch too!”
Shayla came on their private frequency, trying to head off Bud’s mouth and temper, “Boss, check your monitor, the Hellhounds have a Fides on point now, and a Dread behind. They have been upgrading their kit since last we fought and we are way under tonnage to pick a fight!”
It was too late of course, it had been a long time since anyone took a tone like that with Bud, or treated the Junkyard Dogs with the same contempt they showed their victims. Bud forgot what their strengths were at that point, and wrote a check with his ego.
“You aint dog enough, punk. We could take your little poodles with Red Ants!” Bud fired his Duboce laser at the scuttling Fides, only to see it shrug off the assault and blow the arm off his Warhorse with an answering Rail Cannon. Well, damn.
The battle was brutal, the weapons on the Warhorses were vastly more powerful, and the Junkyard Dogs had the numbers. They did not have the weight of metal, as their foes actually boasted more weapons and armour, both laying down heavier fire, and outlasting the lighter mecha when the shots began scoring. After a few minutes, Bud looked up from his cockpit, to see a Fides looming over his legless, armless mecha. It was the punk from the Hellhounds.
"Good luck on your mountain, but you are just not tough enough to play in my playground” Bud started laughing. He was going to pound the little fellow flat every day for the next year, just to get even, but the kid won this one cold. He really did have niode powered balls that needed a cockpit slot of their own just to store. The little bastard reminded Bud of himself, back when he was young and hungry.
After the Hellhounds stalked off the field, Bud climed out and addressed his troops. He was mad now. “Alright you mangy dogs, we just got our asses handed to us. We do NOT let that stand. We got complacent, we got comfortable, we got as weak as those pampered Clan yokels who have to hire us just to stay alive in their precious wars. This was a wakeup call, ARE YOU FRACKING AWAKE NOW!”
“Get your mecha back together, get your head back in the game, and we are going to the mountain, AND WE ARE TAKING IT!. Do you hear me Dogs? We are taking that goddamned mountain, because we are the best, and no little poodle is going to take that away from us!”
+++72hrs later+++
“Damned but I forgot how good it felt to win one of those things. I think its about time we moved up in divisions anyway. We were getting all kinds of fat and lazy where we were”
Shayla laughed as she fingered her gold medal, and looked at the piles of fresh pizza being loaded into their Warhorses.
“Hey boss, if you are so worried about us getting fat and lazy, why are you bringing twice as much pizza as we can eat?”, Bud chuckled and looked embarrassed. “Shayla, I don’t know how to tell you this, but I think in order to get home, we are going to have to take our Warhorses back across somebody’s playground….”
Shayla’s eyes widened “You don’t think……”
Bud laughed. “ I guess I shouldn’t have taken his lunch money. I tell you one thing though, that little SOB ambushes us on the way back, I’m going to offer him a slot. You know, a few more pups like him, and we have us a Clan” The King of the Mountain, and King of the Playground. It was a start.
Submitted by John T Mainer 28840.
Plasma Bottle Equipment Review
You know what? The engineering problem of how to power larger and larger mecha is one that has a bunch of solutions. In lieu of Niode, an economical alternative is installing an on-board nuclear reactor.
For Mecha weighing 70-85 tons you may want to consider using the plasma bottle. It gives a speed boost of 6, and auto repair of two but is a little shoddy in its construction and is only safe generally 92% of the time. During the other 8% you've got a chance of meltdown which will give you 80% kickback damage.
I won't knock it since I've used them to good effect in Freons and Inferno mecha but you may want to consider wearing a lead-lined apron or vest when piloting a mech with one of these and a pair of sunglasses also wouldn't hurt. Why sunglasses? Because fusion is freaking cool, man!
A plasma bottle costs 1288 Ferrite, 818 Bioptics and 59 Crystals.

Submitted by Mycobacter#712744
For Mecha weighing 70-85 tons you may want to consider using the plasma bottle. It gives a speed boost of 6, and auto repair of two but is a little shoddy in its construction and is only safe generally 92% of the time. During the other 8% you've got a chance of meltdown which will give you 80% kickback damage.
I won't knock it since I've used them to good effect in Freons and Inferno mecha but you may want to consider wearing a lead-lined apron or vest when piloting a mech with one of these and a pair of sunglasses also wouldn't hurt. Why sunglasses? Because fusion is freaking cool, man!
A plasma bottle costs 1288 Ferrite, 818 Bioptics and 59 Crystals.

Submitted by Mycobacter#712744
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